CJ 🍉🌈 @CJ__

⚽ @CelticFC 🏈 @patriots Through his ain shite, a man must wade alone - Jean-Paul Sartre 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 (she/her) Scotland, United Kingdom Joined April 2009

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@CelticFC More "minutes in the legs in Portugal", lads?

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@kieran_ashton1 Was recently on a call wi English colleagues who were discussing the DofE for some reason and I immediately said "OHHH there's no way I'm getting bummed by some royal bloke up a mountain" and no-one laughed 😂😂😂

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@willo_ian This happened to me not that long ago, gave the young girl working the till change on a bill to give me a fiver note back and you'd think I'd asked her for the formula for cold fusion. It was honestly really sad to see, I ended up feeling like a dick for embarrassing her!

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3 days ago

@Nicolafaddy Always has been Nicola. I mind years ago, there was drama on twitter with him and his ex publicist Claire nd her partner Neville. The gossip was unreal 😂 I've heard too many people say he's a horrible human being, surely they're not all wrong!

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3 days ago

@MuiryyCeltic When I'm screaming "kick it! Chip the keeper!" And my wife's laughing her head off shouting "HE'S NO EVEN THERE, HE WENT UP FOR THE FREE KICK!" 😂😂😂😂😂

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3 days ago

@MichelleBeckett @SkyUK @VodafoneUK They are so out of touch it's unreal. I recently had to phone virgin media "bereavement and critical illness line", a relative has terminal cancer, but yet they can't offer monthly rolling contracts? We had to sign up for a min 2 year contract? It's disgusting. I'll never go VM!

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5 days ago

Rupert Lowe should come a visit to Dunblane and describe the shooting as "a murder". He'll know what one is then. Absolute ghoul of a man, the prick's prick.

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a week ago

@bellaMac73 I went there for my first ever tattoo. Halfway through the appointment, he came in the back shop and HURLED his phone (a wee flip thing) against the back wall in a rage and was ranting and raving, it was the most uncomfortable thing ever and I was like 10 mins in 😭😭 Nutjob!

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a week ago

@BelfColm74 Martin is my next door neighbour. He's actually a smashing guy, great to talk to, has really good insights. And, as I discovered this day, his podcast recording studio is soundproof. When Maeda scored, me and my wee boy took the roof aff our house and he didn't hear us 😂

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2 weeks ago

@kieran_ashton1 Isa, move yer arse 🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻

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2 weeks ago

@CInnes1972 @kieran_ashton1 Take the wellies out the case yon IDIOT

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2 weeks ago

@BielsaBall I've been on the waiting list since my wee boy was 4. He'll be 12 end of September. Got the same email 😂

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@Dominos_UK

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2 weeks ago

Is the Congo keeper available? Asking for a pal @CelticFC

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2 weeks ago

@RoseOnX9 They don't allow you to take a username that already belongs to a Facebook or Instagram user that you can't link to

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2 weeks ago

@StaceyDevlinx I said the worst thing about us winning the unexpected double last year was the fact it gave them a look of false success. Scraping wins and hoping other teams drop points isny a decent long term strategy and I hope it blows up in their face, but I also can't lose the league!

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3 weeks ago

@PatsPlanet_ Vinatieri, Junior, Slater

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3 weeks ago

@aboutceltic The only reason for the delay that I can think of, is that they want to see how much our players put themselves in the window for at WC. Then we know exactly how much we can undercut the asking price on for 3rd division players from Croatia so they can maximise their profits.