Margo @_marstop
Sha la, la la la la, live for today Joined February 2019-
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Love makes you do stupid things . . . like forgive people.
Comfort food is great until you end up with a comfort body.
The feminine urge to live out the rest of my days in a spooky coastal town with my cat, drinking coffee, reading books, casting spells. maybe terrorize a few tourists now and then.
You are conveniencing yourselves to extinction.
"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too
If only we could cash our mistakes in for cash, I could retire.
I would like to click my heels three times and find myself in someplace new
“Don’t be a stranger” I will, I’ll be the strangest
Shush! I’m busy overthinking myself into anxiety
Never judge a book by its movie
Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that
doing a reverse ring where I have 7 days to pick a movie I want to reside in for eternity and crawl into the tv set never to return
sometimes you have to put the same song on repeat until the chemicals clock in
Some Twitter users don’t even tweet. They just retweet, bookmark and enjoy themselves
Drink coffee, avoid people, read books, and repeat.
i hate when my stomach is growling like bro u have 20kg of fat to snack on
BDSM (Bread Dipped in Soup Mmmm)
Very Unpopular Opinion: Social media needs to crash for a year so that everyone can snap back to reality.
Started my diet three days ago, I’m up five pounds.
hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf
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