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Tiger learned to play golf from his dad and how to drive from his mom.
Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released. spr.ly/6016B698Be
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