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(at the fireworks tent in the OReillys parking lot) mind if I fire one off real quick
@hashimotosan122 huge fan of the Cindy Lee album and the vibe you described so thanks for the recs w/ the other two
@oh_my__stars awesome- very fun to listen to those albums for the first time I’m happy for you
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Mitch McConnell is Alive… Alive Serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
the Keidis stuff makes it way worse but i think even if you dont know the pedophile story its off putting because hes a weird annoying guy being horny in an unsavory way like an R Crumb cartoon
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my completely unfounded, armchair analysis of the recent consensus RHCP hate is that they are unabashedly horny, which is a death sentence for zoomer lens art re-appraisals
Red Hot Chili Peppers might be the worst mainstream band of all time; there are definitely worse bands but they/re not as popular
@Santanaca21 especially since Grunge seemed to be a reaction to Hair Metal/Arena Rock popularity and RHCP seemed to run parallel
@DoomerYote97 yeah I think Angel Dust alone clears their best stuff
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