ASS GANLY @assgan
MY NAME IS ASS GANLY, I'M REAL FUCKING MANLY compared to most other women and children Joined July 2013-
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i got so many #mosquito bites on my elbow it looks like a #pineapple
@ZASeibert MY NAME IS ASS GANLY I'M REAL FUCKIN' MANLY
if i tend to give more gifts than i receive, does that mean i'm a Gift Top?
"shabby sheik" is a great misspelling. it's hard not to picture the guy in his beat-up sandals.
> period is seven days late > haven't had sex with a dude for 3.5 years > am i pregonate? youtube.com/watch?v=ldAnrT…
#DavidLynch: men created evil me: omg YES fuck men they are garbage DL: that's not what i m- me: also men should clip their fingernails more
listening to #bjork and singing along with whatever it sounds like she's saying like, "hey, gaaaay, delete the ham"
"i'm a bisexual man - that means i'm straight enough to know a woman is good-looking, and gay enough to treat her like a person." -unknown
I still haven't met a Joseph, and it's starting to make me uncomfortable. Aren't there hundreds of thousands of them?
Don't do it! There are so many picnics still ahead of you!
@jp_bse your attempts to protect your tahini from me are useless
buddy: "try not to suck my extremely straight dick with your fag mouth" me: "lean cuisine"
"World Suicide Prevention Day Sends Message of Nope"
ethnographers have been recording the ideological differences between the stephens and the stevens for hundreds of years.
i don't know anyone named joseph but i am now accepting applications for Head Joseph of what may become an army of josephs
new LP is called "If a Loved One is Considering #Suicide, Do Not Leave Them Alone" & every song is called "Yes I'm Talking To You, Joseph"
please call movies "pictures" from now on. like idgaf about tired-ass tarantino movies but fuck yes i want to see a crime picture
mommy's little thirty-five year old alcoholic is getting so big!
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Lucky Commander @LuckyCommander
54 Followers 437 Following Commedian, millionaire, philanthropist, serial killer, liar. But im funny
Nicole Byer aka peppa... @nicolebyer
333K Followers 963 Following See me live? Buy my merch?👇🏾click da link Nailed It & Comedians of the World on Netflix listen to my podcasts Why Won’t You Date Me? 90 Day Bae & Best Friends
ʎɹɐɥɔɐZ-opnǝs�... @ZASeibert
24 Followers 123 Following Keeper of Secret Hells Ultra-Orthodox Ontological Anarchist Bio-Mechanical in the Meta-Narrative
Epiphora @Epiphora
25K Followers 3K Following Veteran sex writer with a discerning vagina. 🌈 📝 https://t.co/uBiAZV6vTr FIND ME ELSEWHERE: 🦋 https://t.co/P6VhU6tcu1 📸 https://t.co/UHntFVfwOj 💌 https://t.co/SbL58GGfJT
Rylie Michelle @pityfriends
10 Followers 36 Following I'm really sad and I'm really gay also I love the ocean 🌵
Jessica Clark @Nachash358
107 Followers 624 Following Occultism, Books, Politics, 420, insanity, post disney star trainwrecks, pop culture, Morrissey, drama, Thelema, Unwarranted self importance, Philosophy
Crowned Jewels | No1 ... @crownedjewels
2K Followers 759 Following Eco-Friendly British Metal Sex Toys Available in Titanium, Sterling Silver and Gold. Body safe and planet safe🌍
audrey farnsworth @audipenny
38K Followers 763 Following former professional turned recreational Taco Bell journalist + writer + “comedian woman” + newsletter @ https://t.co/bZaZufPQ3K
Pumpkin Spice Latke @jp_bse
663 Followers 598 Following shop steward at the C&C music factory, local 808 ثورة بكل البلدان
ceej @ceejoyner
38K Followers 260 Following
Lucky Commander @LuckyCommander
54 Followers 437 Following Commedian, millionaire, philanthropist, serial killer, liar. But im funny
db @dogboner
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Snake @snakebro
4K Followers 12 Following I'm 34 and I work part time at Jack in the Box. I spend a lot of time chilling out doing shit
Cool Eric @OBiiieeee
19K Followers 807 Following i told my dad Sonic The Hedgehog was gay and he ripped the oven door off
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