myocardialinfarction @bontras

ER nurse. Twisted sense of humor that comes with my job. She/her. Joined August 2015

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phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm

3 years ago

I had a pharmacy joke to tell, but it’s probably in the tube station

Paul Wischmeyer MD @Paul_Wischmeyer

3 years ago

Anyone have any good jokes? 😂 #MedTwitter

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Everyone Gets Atrophy 🏆 @EMPAthy_atrophy

3 years ago

Rule of EM: your nicest patient will have a devastating finding. Your least sick patient will be a total a-hole and maybe even file a formal complaint.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

3 years ago

I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave

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Tori Marro, DO @torimarro

3 years ago

I got fentanyl on my hands the other day when I was drawing it up for a patient and shockingly I was able to continue my day without incident because fentanyl does not work like that

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Sanjee Baksh @S__Baksh

3 years ago

The higher the lactate the closer to god

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Sesame Street @sesamestreet

3 years ago

On our Street, we celebrate inclusion, belonging, and freedom of authentic self-expression. Happy #PrideMonth to all the people in our neighborhoods! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗🤍🤎🖤

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Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter

3 years ago

If you are gonna tell me that formula is “lesser” I am going to fucking come at you. Breastfeeding is hard. Lots of people have work that makes pumping really hard. And some of us had no option because we had no milk to give. Pumping while septic is a challenge.

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Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR

3 years ago

The outdoors are for everyone. "Well, yeah, of course," some might say. But when you're someone grappling with feeling "different," when you don't feel safe to be completely yourself at home, at work, in your community - the outdoors provides refuge...

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myocardialinfarction @bontras

3 years ago

@SaltyEMNY Our hospital administration just cut our ED tech positions in half, so we're equally fucked. We're going from having 6 techs a day to 3 so the hospital can save money. It's such bullshit.

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Amy Faith Ho, MD MPH @amyfaithho

3 years ago

Responsibility with no authority is the most demeaning thing…and it’s the story of healthcare. Clinicians have responsibility to answer their patients’ questions…but no authority to book patients for more than 10-minute visit lengths. That’s the time squeeze set by admin/corporations running the clinic… Patients have responsibility for their health…but no authority over the resources they need to better it — specialist visit? Need a referral. Medication? Need prior auth. Surgery? Out of network… Clinicians have responsibility for patient satisfaction, but no authority to fix staffing shortages, long wait times, dirty bathrooms…again, third parties hold the power (and the budget) to fix those issues… Healthcare works together as a team, but we’ve unfortunately allowed our authority to be stolen by third parties: insurance, corporations, private equity, etc…the misbalance between power and responsibility is where we are all left disenfranchised. No wonder burnout is so prevalent, for clinicians and patients both.

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

i love the phrase “with all due respect” because the amount of respect due is very often zero

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Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer

3 years ago

I’m sick of seeing people trying to relitigate 2020 through the eyes of 2023. If you miraculously know everything now, why didn’t you tell us so then? So over a million Americans didn’t have to die of Covid. So we didn’t have to put ourselves at risk every time we went to work

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Kendall Brown @kendallybrown

3 years ago

@ksnewco Based on his behavior, I’d say it’s more likely that he grew up in a family that doesn’t value the labor of women.

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Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR

3 years ago

When the wildfire team asks you to post "some prevention messaging" because it's going to be a hot, dry weekend

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myocardialinfarction @bontras

3 years ago

Clean up a soiled patient who can't out of bed.

Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz

3 years ago

Escape room for physicians where you have to… - Turn off (and on) the bed alarm - Boost a patient in bed - Pull tray table over the bed - Troubleshoot a beeping infusion pump - Silence and adjust alarm parameters on patient monitor - Disconnect tube from an IV What else?