-
Tweets1K
-
Followers18K
-
Following176
-
Likes4K
watching my fall risk patient take a leak
0
4
19
817
1
View Details
if you ever feel safe remember that the dumbest person you knew in nursing school is a CRNA now
if they just put protein in the covid vaccine we’d have flying cars by now
if they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade i would be a CRNA by now
honestly couldn’t be a better time to get thrown off a cliff without a bungee cord
yeah i’m a “creator”, of sentinel events from a lack of sleep and the 3 monsters in my bloodstream
the dumbest nurse on the unit at their daisy award ceremony with the hospital CEO
if you’re good enough at your job, you can call the patients names to their face
this the kinda shit i see in triage at 2am
elon musk just became a trillionaire. a nurse making $45 an hour would only take 5,935,423 years to make a trillion dollars (not paying any taxes).
it’s crazy to think that i got coughed on more when everyone was wearing masks because they would take them off to talk to me
hang on, gotta agree to the terms and conditions on the defibrillator before i can charge it
I’ll admit, when I was in nursing school in 2009 I definitely thought Dr. Oz would have less direct involvement in destroying Medicare and Medicaid
hospital security watching the NBA playoffs while i get my ass beat by my psych patient
It’s 2027, my ai pharmacist just added the UnitedHealth forever chemical microplastics in the Trump IV fluid my patient paid $15k for the cancer from the data center next to their house that doubled their electric bill so they could use ai to get an appointment for the oncologist
if we’re ever doing medication calculations in our heads just know i’m pretending and it’s all on you to keep the patient alive
First they came for my Tylenol and I did not speak out Because I was already autistic Then they came for my Zoloft and I did not speak out Because I couldn’t afford the deductible anyway But then they came for my Taco Bell - and there were no poor autistic people left to speak for me
Conservatives: “mental illness is to blame for mass shootings” Conservatives: *bans SSRI’s*
honestly couldn’t be a better time to get sucked into a jet engine
ER 💩 Magnet, BSN R... @ERshitmagnet
17K Followers 272 Following 💩🧲 queer travel nurse doing her best while also fighting burnout and imposter syndrome. Tweets not affiliated with employer(s). {she/her, they/them}
RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero
17K Followers 5K Following
Q2turn Queen, RN 🧠 @Q2turnQueen
8K Followers 774 Following an ICU nurse with imposter syndrome most of the time.
ICU Nurse Life @thatnrselife
11K Followers 6K Following Wife. Mom 💖💖💖💙. ICU RN. Ravenclaw. ENFJ. She/Her. Fuck Covid. Wear your mask. 🖤
Kat BSN, RN, CCRN🩺... @SaltyLikeSaline
9K Followers 335 Following MICU RN ~ Midazolam Mami ~ Probably looking for the bladder scanner
Kathryn Ivey @kathryniveyy
39K Followers 2K Following ICU RN, writer, artist, chaotic good | professional dingus
gamerEMdoc @GamerEMDoc
20K Followers 2K Following EM program director. PGY20. Pittsburgh Steelers, SF Giants, #Medtwitter, Golf, Video Games. Opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employer
Milad Sharifpour, MD @MSharifpourMD
22K Followers 4K Following Assoc. Prof. Anesthesia & CCM. CTICU, MCS, shock, sepsis, mechanical ventilation. @cedarssinai Opinions don’t reflect employer’s opinion.
CV whORe, RN🫀✨ @tiredandtachy
2K Followers 755 Following CV OR circulator ❤️🩹 - gen Z nurse 😎 - cat mama 🐱💖 - libra ⚖️ - plant lover 🪴 - MNA❣️ - 🥰🍃⭐️ - *tweets do not reflect my employer* - (she/her)
Sarita Warren @sarahlizwarren
18K Followers 2K Following 🇩🇴 enfermera. building community in healthcare 🫂@dontclockoutorg she/her
Empress 🖤 @drrdemon
15K Followers 2K Following Insufferable but correct 😌 Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.
Tricia Pendergrast, M... @trpender
25K Followers 2K Following CA1 @UMichAnesthesia | #DigitalMedia Expert w/ @CritCareMed @JHealthAdvocacy @_Anesthesiology
M, RN 👩🏻⚕�... @CaseRNCutie
3K Followers 578 Following case management RN 🩺 • mom life 🧸 • my views expressed here are my own and not of my employer
Kilometers Morales, R... @MurseWordsworth
5K Followers 944 Following EmergencyNursing. Wore camo. Rode ambulances. I teach how to put it in like a 🦇 | #NurseTwitter | F. T. F. S | ❤️🖤💚 *Views are my own & not any employer's.*
Reuben Attatayuk @ReubenAttatayuk
189 Followers 1K Following
AK @AK0673335853015
3 Followers 143 Following
Merissa🧢 @Merissaj4Penny
2K Followers 3K Following Happiness is free you only have today tomorrow isn’t promise so put a smile on yourself and anyone who deserves it🤗🥰🥰😍💕💕
mmmslurp66 @BarryNonam34976
224 Followers 1K Following
LMiller @LMiller39712995
241 Followers 767 Following Texas born and raised..Colorado resident. Scouts Out!
Josh Football ⚽ @Charleslec68781
256 Followers 3K Following Football Analyst & Content Creator ⚽ Match lineups • Live goals • Player highlights • Predictions France 🇫🇷 | Senegal 🇸🇳 | Norway 🇳🇴 Car racing 🏎️
Paighton Ross @PaightonRoss
2 Followers 74 Following BSc Health Sciences grad 🧠 Freelance writer & editor. Creating empathetic mental health, psychology & wellness articles. Also offering academic proofreading!
ya mama @peepee_poopoo37
3 Followers 67 Following
Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO
12K Followers 365 Following Emergency Medicine Physician | Father | Husband | Tweets ≠ medical advice
David Drabble @DavidDrabb5149
1 Followers 18 Following
john Smith @johnSmithezcl
6 Followers 60 Following
Tiziana Sanzo @TizianaSanzo
19 Followers 864 Following Infermiera. La cura inizia dall'incontro tra persone.
nurse peniel @nursepeniel
0 Followers 89 Following
Danielle @Daniellebcrtun
0 Followers 4 Following Navigating the messy world of dating and love. Just a girl sharing real talk on relationships. 💖✨
SWON @SWONRADIO
47 Followers 281 Following
Emily Kitzerow @kitzzzykat
1 Followers 53 Following
Angela S @Angela__s12
0 Followers 20 Following 25 years in healthcare. I have my MSN-Leadership & Management. With a background in ER, PCU, flight (all bedside and charge) and now nursing administration.
Princewill | Cybersec... @ChiadiAmaobi
1K Followers 8K Following cybersecurity | cloud security |Data analyst 💻 .
Lisa Gulker @lisagulkerRN
9 Followers 290 Following
Tasha @Tashabmgfy
0 Followers 11 Following Dating, love, and relationship insights. Helping you navigate the modern romance landscape. ❤️
Akshaya Jayachandran ... @DrAkshayaJ
663 Followers 2K Following MD (PGIMER Chd) | DM Nephro @OffCMCVellore | @GlomCon '25 | @NephJC Editor | SoMe @ISNWCN @isn_india @WomenNeph_india | VA Editor @KIReports
Angry Banana 🍌 @Fed_UpNurse2
247 Followers 5K Following | ✝️ | BSN RN | MPH loading... | GHS Dogs 🏈 | Hogs 🐗 | #BillsMafia | #Sabrehood | Luckiest Girl Ever ♥️ |
Nalia @Naliagoddess
1K Followers 4K Following 🏳️🌈Just a Latin 26-year-old woman who enjoys sex with women and TS🏳️⚧️.I enjoy sex and experiencing new things 🏳️🌈❤️🏳️⚧️❤️🔞
Hind qasim🏳️�... @Hindqasim98
308 Followers 6K Following
Okot Jesse @OkotJesse12
2 Followers 49 Following
月3万を量産す�... @money_step_up
56 Followers 385 Following 手取り13万→副業で月3万達成 再現性ある稼ぎ方だけ発信 初心者向けに0→1の方法まとめてます↓ https://t.co/RGZjMxut85
Sasha Sdox @SashaSdox
3 Followers 26 Following
Chandra Prakash Chouh... @ChandraCho58362
1 Followers 110 Following
Sindy Aguilar @SAguilar67725
132 Followers 3K Following
arquitecto @ohawdri
382 Followers 332 Following
Rachel Prewitt @RachelPrewitt
81 Followers 480 Following #thebloggesstribe I tweet mainly about baseball, cats, Doctor Who, and being a nurse/practitioner.
Sushi👻 @ihysushi
368 Followers 372 Following cybersecurity | MDNI | HE/HIM | probably autistic| adult type shit | alt/priv: @sushiwushipriv
Common Ground @macke82429
3K Followers 4K Following #Restore UK. Authenticity is valued. Honesty, integrity and simple decency matter. 🏴🏴🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧
FX @FrankX1048466
4K Followers 7K Following Former USMC Grunt & Pentagon veteran with 25 years combating terrorism who survived the 9/11 attack. Support President Trump, PTSD awareness, & back the blue
Afaf Gul @Medafafgul
8 Followers 444 Following
GRACE OTACHE @Autumnheart967
4 Followers 78 Following
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach
112K Followers 740 Following ER doc. Toxicologist. I like poisons. Show me ur cat. Posts/opinions/DMs = my own (not employer’s) & not medical advice. Contact: [email protected]☠️🏳️🌈
RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero
17K Followers 5K Following
Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy
199K Followers 3K Following I write the media/culture/politics/whatever newsletter @readTPA: https://t.co/QUGDHV9JvU
Arc Raiders Intel @ArcRaidersIntel
14K Followers 827 Following Arc Raiders News, PC/Console, Updates, Patch Notes, Embark Related News #ArcRaiders #EmbarkStudios
ARC Raiders @ARCRaidersGame
337K Followers 11 Following A multiplayer, extraction adventure, set in a lethal future Earth, ravaged by a mechanized threat known as ARC.
Rainbow Six Siege UK @Rainbow6_UK
34K Followers 562 Following The Official UK Rainbow 6 Twitter account for UK & Ireland. PEGI 18: Mature with Blood, Drug Reference, Strong Language, and Violence.
Alicia ✩ @aIiciaxi
18K Followers 977 Following Twitch Partner 🎮 R6 & Apex Streamer┊ ✧ ˚ · . . ͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ ˖ 💌: [email protected]
PBS News @NewsHour
1.2M Followers 80K Following Subscribe to our "Here's the Deal" newsletter: https://t.co/m5E91wwNbi Please donate now to support our work: https://t.co/OyWWZ5wMai
matt bernstein @mattxiv
478K Followers 244 Following queer jew w long nails, host of a bit fruity, he/they
Dr. Sanjay Gupta @drsanjaygupta
2.2M Followers 369 Following Associate Professor of Neurosurgery, Emory University Hospital; CNN Chief Medical Correspondent
ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal
382K Followers 205 Following Sharing our neurodivergent experiences helps us realize that we are not alone. Most memes are on ADHD, some are on Autism and others are just me being silly.
Anonymous @YourAnonCentral
5.2M Followers 1K Following Actions Not Nouns. All that exists is interaction. #Anonymous #BindingChaos Follow us on Bluesky https://t.co/WHmDQZjkDZ
GIVE ME CUDDLES @freakcuddles
554K Followers 38 Following posting couples memes I guess 😳 feel free to tag and send to ur person 💜
ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate
1.6M Followers 3K Following Love Shitposting and posting whatever I want/Satire/memes/some personal stuff I like. Affiliate of @METAPCS
Democrats @TheDemocrats
2.4M Followers 87 Following We’re fighting for a better, fairer, and brighter future for every American. Chair: @kenmartin73
amy elizabeth ⚡︎ @amythaashorty
249 Followers 277 Following
Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd
72K Followers 420 Following Doctor, mother, wife, daughter. Love whiteboards. I beat cancer twice in 20 years. Views 100% my own and only my own.
ACCP EMED PRN @accpemedprn
5K Followers 188 Following The @ACCP Emergency Medicine Practice and Research Network (EMED PRN). Dedicated to fostering emergency medicine pharmacy practice and research.
Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff
3.4M Followers 901 Following Husband. Father. U.S. Senator for California. Fighting for an economy that works for everyone and for our democracy.
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
1.1M Followers 2K Following Editor-in Chief https://t.co/HLS0hEHY1C, Co-host Uncovered, Attorney, Marine, Former Federal and State Prosecutor, Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
1.6M Followers 8K Following Lincoln Project. Renee's husband. Dad. Grandfather. Ad guy. Writer. Instrument-rated pilot. Beechcraft driver. NYT #1 best-seller. DMs rarely checked.
George Conway ⚖️�... @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 3K Following Relapsing lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries
1.0M Followers 1K Following Brooklyn Congressman. Leader @HouseDemocrats. Work hard. Stay focused. Deliver results #ForThePeople.
Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
1.1M Followers 117 Following don't blame me, I voted for the email lady
BrooklynDad_Defiant!�... @mmpadellan
1.4M Followers 35K Following Proud papa. Perpetually pissed. #BlueWave2026, #Feminist. Subscribe to DEFIANT Dispatches: https://t.co/dJ75xn73E1 👉Sr. Advisor, @ReallyAmerican1👈
Adam Kinzinger (Slava... @AdamKinzinger
1.1M Followers 2K Following Dad. Husband. Former GOP congressman. Voted to impeach Trump. Now fighting for our democracy. Lt. Col. @AirNatlGuard (ret). Founder @thecountryfirst.
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets
1.4M Followers 76K Following Democratic strategist. Formerly Long Island Campaign Chair for Barack Obama; Majority Leader of the Suffolk County Legislature. @DukeU alum. Coffee addict.
Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell
1.5M Followers 11K Following Californian | Husband | Dad to Nelson, Cricket & Hank | Congressman |@HouseJudiciary @HomelandDems | social media policy:https://t.co/47CTxGuV0o | #EndGunViolence
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.3M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.
Micheál Martin @MichealMartinTD
213K Followers 2K Following Taoiseach and Uachtarán Fhianna Fáil. TD for Cork South Central.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /... @ZelenskyyUa
8.6M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
The Irish Times @IrishTimes
782K Followers 156 Following Diverse opinion, thorough reporting and outstanding writing from https://t.co/kyuHbbMIzH, plus RTs of our journalists. Customer service team is @IrishTimesHelp.
Discover Ireland @DiscoverIreland
205K Followers 4K Following This account has come to the end of its journey. Thank you for being part of the adventure ☘️ Follow us now on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok.
The White House @WhiteHouse
4.9M Followers 6 Following Welcome to The Golden Age of America. 📱 Text USA to 45470 to receive alerts.
Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan
2.2M Followers 5K Following British-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETzeiV.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
111.7M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
Andrew—#IAmTheResis... @AmoneyResists
279K Followers 90K Following Smart-ass explainer of U.S. authoritarianism. I connect the dots others miss and that the mainstream news cycle ignores. Subscribe for deep dives + receipts.
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.8M Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Really American 🇺�... @ReallyAmerican1
712K Followers 2K Following Grassroots political organization producing the most impactful political content every day. Join us.
Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas
337K Followers 1K Following J.D. from @GWLaw ⚖️ | Attorney | Creator | News | Views are my own | Retweets ≠ endorsements
The Emissary Of The P... @Sisko9175
48K Followers 6K Following That may be the most important thing to understand about humans; it is the unknown that defines our existence.
Jay In The Boondocks @ComptonMadeMe
42K Followers 5K Following Independent Thought. Not Left or Right. Despise Dems & GOP equally.
Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus
111K Followers 9K Following Professor at Columbia/Adelphi, TEDx speaker. Trauma expert. Anti-violence. Decolonize your brain. Views are my own. 🇵🇸
Power to the People �... @ProudSocialist
459K Followers 56K Following Independent socialist voice for a better world. Support my work on https://t.co/T4nOt08w09.
Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA
186K Followers 6K Following Citizen Journalist Co-Founder: @RevBlackNetwork
🅹🅾️🅴🆈ա... @joeywreck
57K Followers 32K Following anti-imperialist • uncritical support for workers’ struggles • buried by the sound of a world of human wreckage https://t.co/asoHJk8XZMTrends for United States
You might like
ConcernedRN
@elegant_wit
1K Followers
Meep 🏳️⚧️
@meepshee
10K Followers
JaymetheRN
@JaymetheRN
11K Followers
NurseRoco
@bananabagbabe
1K Followers
RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
17K Followers
baggy 🥹
@plastic_baggy17
4K Followers
Q2turn Queen, RN 🧠
@Q2turnQueen
8K Followers
PICC me, choose me, l...
@Cardiac_Cutie
5K Followers
Nurse Sam I am 🤪 B...
@nursesam2019
2K Followers
Hot Mess Express
@ImTheBinBSN
2K Followers