Bystander Bystandingly @bystandingly
I have come to scroll on the toilet through whatever epoch this is. I can also help with your human resource processes or office supplies. Ceiling Tile #5 Joined August 2025-
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I desire promotion just to not have a ground floor office. I can't keep apologizing for the crackheads outside every phone call.
I had 80% of the daily reccomended fiber intake for lunch. Brown rice, quinoa, lentils, flax seed. Thank fuck for ketchup.
Doc said cut sugar, salt, cholesterol, alcohol(check), and all fats north of skim milk. ... I understand why my Great Grandfather died of a MASSIVE heart attack at 33
Who the fuq steals just the crust off a stuffed crust pizza?! You high ass bitch, how am I supposed to hold my damn food!
@CountDankulaTV Fuckin mind blowing right?
Husbando showed me an ad from the animal shelter that WASNT a working/livestock dog for once. A stray, unclaimed, and sad. I may have a dog again.
Sometimes I can't believe how much I try to continue my existence for such a shitty place.
Maybe if I hide your ritalin in a salad, You'll eat some goddamn vegetables!
Lotta fuckin license plates from warm areas deciding to Live, Laugh, Lake Effect this year... The fuck whhhhhy!?
So I made it through last year with 3-5 energy drinks a workday. Doc can tell, I have been forbade from alcohol, energy drinks, SUGAR. It's been 3 weeks, death tastes preferable.
Was gaslit into smoking. American Spirits, so the good stuff they said. Who likes immediately having a dry nose and throat?! I was promised by movies this was cool and enjoyable.
Bestie complimented my beard. Perks of twink death.
It's endearing witnessing teenagers do their best fuckin around to get booted from Walmart. Probably not worth snorting the dawn however...
There was no garlic bread in the whole store. Fuck. Oh and uh, don't do drugs kids.
When can I start marketing my knowledge of crop rotations and greenhouse building for precious metals? Are we at that part of decline yet?
HEY. Drink some fuckin water. Eat your goddamn vegetables. AND STICK TO THE BUDGET. tanks.
Sometimes I go on the internet and feel overwhelmingly normal and sane compared to everyone else...
It has been 4 days since I ate a vegetable. I may perish and I can't stop peeing. That's probably the coffee tho. I've been awake 3 of the 4 days.
@BlokeOnTheRange I wish to know more about the ham.
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William Gibson @GreatDismal
255K Followers 297 Following Author of Neuromancer, The Peripheral, Agency… I’m also @greatdismal.bsky.social
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RevisionArms @RevisionArms1
872 Followers 37 Following Revision Arms brings new life to classic firearms. We use CNC manufacturing and CAD engineering to improve and modernize our products.
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6K Followers 1K Following Public account. Unprofessional firearm enthusiast. {She/Her} {18+} Live, Laugh, Larp 🌲
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Royal Armouries @Royal_Armouries
25K Followers 2K Following The UK's National Museum of Arms & Armour #RoyalArmouries #RoyalArmories 📍Leeds, UK
The Chieftain @Chieftain_armor
22K Followers 49 Following Tanker-boot wearing military vehicle historian. Nicholas Moran
Bloke on the Range @BlokeOnTheRange
4K Followers 175 Following Twitter feed for the #BlokeontheRange YouTube channel. Military history / firearms nerdery mostly. Sometimes a bit of Switzerland. Facebook @blokeontherange
🇨🇭🌲Eric, CEO... @neutral_af
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29K Followers 423 Following I shoot comps sometimes. Stolen Valor enthusiast. The ATF is a criminal organization that murders women and children.
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Homeland Security @DHSgov
3.0M Followers 217 Following With honor and integrity, we will safeguard the American people, our homeland, and our values. #WeAreDHS
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TaraBull @TaraBull
1.5M Followers 23K Following #SpacesHost | Truth Slayer | ↗️ I follow all Subscribers • Let's end the establishment media • ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏꜱɪᴛʏ. ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʏ. ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴᴛᴇɢʀɪᴛʏ.
A L E X ︻デ═一 @Alex_zedra
276K Followers 446 Following | ✞ | 🇺🇸| Don’t let boys have all the fun | YouTuber, Cosplayer, Shooter, Gamer | 📧 Business Inquiries [email protected]
Dana Loesch @DLoesch
1.3M Followers 4K Following *Throttled account* Host @DanaLoeschRadio 12-3pm ET weekdays. Author, 2A advocate. Daughter of thunder trying to live Proverbs 31:30.
Youth Pastor Ryan @Y_P_Ryan
306 Followers 0 Following I'm that guy from Tik Tok that looks like a Youth Pastor. Yes, I'm ordained, Yes I did Christian schooling for 17 years and that's why... I'm a comedian.
James Reeves @jjreeves
45K Followers 367 Following Attorney (LA/FL/MS/AL) YouTube channels: TFBTV / JamesReeves / Jimports
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MechFrog @TheMechFrog
6K Followers 2K Following Writer, History nut, Perpetual sigher. Insufferable optimist. Adorable. #Battletech / #Miniatures/ #Painting / #Gaming
Wraithworks @Wraithworks_MFG
697 Followers 8 Following Wraithworks is a Firearms Manufacturer based out of Grand Forks North Dakota. We produce the WARSCORP9, WARP15, WAR15 and more to come.
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27K Followers 580 Following I make Patches and Militaria topped off with more than a sprinkle of animu
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Larry Correia @monsterhunter45
55K Followers 288 Following Author of In Defense of the 2nd Amendment, Son of the Black Sword, Monster Hunter International, Hard Magic, Dead Six, and Age of Ravens series.You might like
