Chris @cdanis

Somervillian ✨ meme reliability engineer ✨ Joined July 2008

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Chris @cdanis

4 years ago

@AskCapitalOne Please do, thank you :)

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Chris @cdanis

4 years ago

@CapitalOne could y’all test your apps on older iPhones? I cannot mobile deposit on my iPhone SE any more because the “0” button is literally off the bottom of the screen

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Chris @cdanis

4 years ago

@AskCapitalOne Thanks. Do your sites support mobile check deposit? I thought that was only in the app

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Brendan Dolan-Gavitt @moyix

5 years ago

My objection to Rust, OCaml, Haskell, etc. is that I am a bad programmer who wants to write bad programs. Python is naturally suited to this task

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

I just wrote a patch that fixes a DoS vector. It is almost entirely whitespace. why did we decide to into computers, again?

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

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Was just on phone with someone who works for FB who described employees unable to enter buildings this morning to begin to evaluate extent of outage because their badges weren’t working to access doors.

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

I just wrote a patch that fixes a DoS vector. It is almost entirely whitespace. why did we decide to into computers, again?

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

@hdevalence this is very very well done, I love it I wrote github.com/cdanis/sandia-… after writing a piece of software I called 'emojifs', which is disturbingly exactly what it sounds like

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henry 🌘 @hdevalence

5 years ago

workshopping a warning message for some experimental software, WDYT?

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

me, half-awake and bleary at 2am: ok buddy just a minute gotta get your bottle from the fridge cypress, their arms flailing: you STARVE the cypress? you ABANDON the cypress like the Fortunato? oh! oh! jail for father! jail for father for One Thousand Years!!!

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

@cshabsin it’s been a hell of a year

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

this feels like Nintendo support telling me to blow into the cartridge and try again

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

most people: wow the internet is so magical! Let’s connect everything I own to it! network engineers: youtube.com/watch?v=OPKGbg…

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

Guido van Rossum: Python is a "batteries included" language with a rich and versatile standard library, without making the user download separate packages. Me: What about parsing ISO 8601 date strings Guido van Rossum: Me: What's the built-in way to do that? Guido: *Sweating*

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5 years ago

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Michelle D'israeli 🦝 @MDisraeli

5 years ago

It's the froodiest day of the year! This one is for all the Beltalowdas out there celebrating this special day!

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

@cshabsin 😆 yeah that was my single favorite one

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

"Google’s mission is to organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful. AI is helping us do that in exciting new ways, solving problems for our users, our customers, and the world."

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

@walkingeyerobot valid tbh

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Chris @cdanis

5 years ago

anyone who says that they have never gotten a clone of a git repo into a state they didn't understand how to undo or fix, and has never just given up and started over in a fresh clone, is a liar