christian @cdcarter
tonight i’m gon’ be rockin it Portland, OR Joined January 2007-
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@Marianthi777 @TwinkTheory @SpoiledSaracen and yet sometimes you’re seventeen and it’s before there’s widespread internet systems for understanding medical risk and you trust the PCP you’ve had for years and end up with a dependency … good god man have some empathy
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@sweetietheykno I do wonder what the population*days over 100 is
@sweetietheykno That is NOT what the die actually looks like right??
whatever happened to tops and bottoms now guys just message me “im hole?”
every now and then the fagslop gene takes over and I have to stop myself from posting hairy pec selfies
@Marianthi777 @TwinkTheory @SpoiledSaracen since they’re incredibly habit forming and physically addictive I would hope you would approach this from a place of kindness
Ok let’s go - lunch - cocaine - Magdelena bay - white wine - Boston for more than a week - subway takes (the show and the guy) - ramen - high abv beer
Things people expect me to like but I don’t like: - restaurants - Florence (hate evil city) - Brooklyn - weed - Charli xcx - tattoos - most dogs - call me by your name - voting - politics in general - people on cocaine - Ethel Cain - sceney gay guys - beta blockers
@SpoiledSaracen @TwinkTheory There a big push for them over benzos these days for people with social anxiety. I’m pretty sure driven by private equity online prescriber-pharmacies
Neeeeed to do my own version of this
Things people expect me to like but I don’t like: - restaurants - Florence (hate evil city) - Brooklyn - weed - Charli xcx - tattoos - most dogs - call me by your name - voting - politics in general - people on cocaine - Ethel Cain - sceney gay guys - beta blockers
Dying at the underscores tour date list saying “San Portland, OR”
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Keanu Reeves in My Own Private Idaho, 1991
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they didn’t fire her bc she stole the can they fired her bc of the brimless snapback
@TwinkTheory especially a really Christian one?
there are bulges with a big cock and then there are bulges with all balls
This is how they talked about rob kardashian in season one
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