Jared @criticallyjared

Dumber than I look. Accidental Product Manager. Yokohama, probably Joined January 2021

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Jared @criticallyjared

23 hours ago

@OliverJia1014 It's insulting that the last film of his career was released in only like 35 theaters because Warner Bros is run by scumbags.

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@DMC_Ryan This happens when you acquire companies with 3-5 layers of management, integrate them into an organization with 5 layers of management, which is itself a branch of a company with 5+ layers of management. The manager's turducken.

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a day ago

@DiscussingFilm Almost twice as much as the Mario Question Mark Block and only 300 more pieces. Wild.

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2 days ago

@IntroSpecktive I only want games from people who think in these terms.

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3 days ago

@wakiga_coriand @ayelsj37559 @100Myless This is such a depressing breakdown to watch. You can tell these animators are super talented, but they're being forced to make an overly ambitious shot that falls apart in motion.

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3 days ago

@OrwellNGoode Shaving daily, you would deposit 50/year, tops. Boomer builds this house at 25, stays there for 50 years. That's 2500 blades, ~3 pounds of metal. Somebody explain to me why this is worse than tossing them in a landfill every week.

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4 days ago

@Fat_Burr @James08708062 @100Myless There's no point in arguing with this account. They exist solely to defend this piece of animation. They are clearly a bot.

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4 days ago

@James08708062 @100Myless I was an animator for over ten years.

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4 days ago

@ayelsj37559 @100Myless No, it is definitely not. These are hand-drawn characters. You can tell by how they look like shit when the camera moves.

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4 days ago

@SeptonFratelli Star Wars is space fantasy. I don't know why anybody thinks otherwise.

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6 days ago

@clashreport Need a medical certificate to diagnose a cold. I'm sure the hospitals are totally equipped to accommodate this. What a cool guy.

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a week ago

@FineNDanDee They did. Many people were mad about this.

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a week ago

@BadFilmTakes1 I do not want this at all. I want Eggers to make Eggers movies.

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a week ago

@GrandRegentRoy Illumination also turns a profit on every single movie by keeping the costs way down. As a result, they've never had a mass layoff or studio closures like Disney has done multiple times. So I guess what I'm saying is I don't really mind if they all look alike.

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Roddy E @AlteredBits

a week ago

I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR

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a week ago

@TatooineSons I don't know if you're ready for this conversation, but that's how creativity works.

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a week ago

@0xRuzy Very happy to hear Seth is opening a library.

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a week ago

@JohnCena @KenAndersonMD It's cool that actors are finally being honest about this stuff, but also actors just going bald was cool and it's a shame we can't allow that anymore.