Booty Connoisseur @cuntpuff

Doctorate Degree in Weird Twitter I make dick jokes for a living Joined June 2013

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Booty Connoisseur @cuntpuff

13 years ago

Cant play Xbox with Paul Walker since he just spends his time on the dashboard

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13 years ago

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a Kia? Paul Walker wouldnt be caught dead in a Kia

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13 years ago

RIP Nelson Mandela

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13 years ago

“@Drake: Remember?”

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13 years ago

V neck deeper than Lil B's tweets

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13 years ago

"Santa all i want for Christmas is kush louder than Meek Mill in a church choir"

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13 years ago

Gotta cop the weed socks to attract the females

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13 years ago

@69hunna hb sosa parks rolling papers

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13 years ago

Woke up sleazier than my molester uncle

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13 years ago

@djbitchtits what a shitty place

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13 years ago

Interrogate the booty

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13 years ago

Incarcerate the booty

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13 years ago

Eat booty not junk food

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13 years ago

Magic conch will i ever find my dad?

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13 years ago

Started from the bottom now im still relatively near the bottom but slightly better

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13 years ago

Almost drowned in the urethra so i swam to the butt

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13 years ago

Nemo and my dad are very similar. I cant find neither of them

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13 years ago

Damn girl are you my ass cuz you smell and are covered in pimples

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13 years ago

Your infinity tattoo wont solve your daddy issues tho

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13 years ago

Pussy so cheap i copped it off the #DollarMenu

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