Derek Thornton @d844

Joined January 2011

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Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat

4 hours ago

Refs tried to fuck us and we still kicked ass. What a performance. Best country in the world 🇺🇸

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T-Bob Hebert @TBob53

5 hours ago

I have solved the problem of USA not having songs #STUSDB

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@CollinJHumphrey If it’s an insurance claim, talk to the insured about appraisal. The insurance appraisal process can provide an opportunity for adequate and accurate pricing that is not created by the carrier.

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AYS Sports @AYSSPORTS

3 weeks ago

The European mind literally can’t comprehend lol

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Derek Thornton @d844

3 weeks ago

@FreddyLA7 Oh hell yes!

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USMNT Only @usmntonly

3 weeks ago

Clint Dempsey goes OFF on Jesse Marsch 😳

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Louisiana Jeff @LouisianaJeff

4 weeks ago

Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took a bath, quit chasing women, quit his poker games, and stopped just laying around. He started cutting the grass around the church, even painted the church, and was faithful to be first to attend on Sundays! Father Thibodeaux asked Boudreaux what about dis wonderful change that had done overtook him. Boudreaux explained, "Mais Fodder, I heard on da news 'Crisis in the Gulf' . . . and if He's dat close, I wanna be good to go!"

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Grits n Football @goodbreffis

2 months ago

This poor little man just wanted a burrito (burdardo)

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Sovey @SoveyX

2 months ago

This is the most honest video on the internet.

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USMNT Only @usmntonly

2 months ago

“We’re not developing players like the rest of the world do. The bigger problem: youth soccer in this country is a disaster." Landon Donovan shares his thoughts on the current state of soccer in the United States 🇺🇸⚽️ (via @RichEisenShow)

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Blake Burge @blakeaburge

2 months ago

Major cheat code for life: Stop dragging yesterday into today. The argument. The mistake. The missed chance. It’s already gone. Stop reliving it. Learn fast. Forgive yourself faster. Move forward. Life happens in the direction you face.

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CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough

2 months ago

I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that. wow. im doing this DAILY now.

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The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways

3 months ago

Write it on your heart by Ralph Waldo Emerson Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invaded with fret and anxiety. Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities, no doubt crept in. Forget them as soon as you can, tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely, with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense. This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays.

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Cozy @cosyposter

3 months ago

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G-MA & G-PA @GPAIndiana

3 months ago

Not only Brothers but Fathers too ♥️

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Rob Usry @RobUsry

3 months ago

Did the USMNT get a win against two elite teams right before the World Cup? No. Did we at least learn some valuable lessons to take into the summer? Also no. But did we at least have fun while watching our favorite team play soccer? No.