darryn 🐯 @darryn

Aussie. FNQ. AuDHD, PTSD, Cripple, DILF Tiger | Danger | Fox | Shifty darryn.co Djabugandji Country 🖤💛❤️ Joined April 2007

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

3 days ago

@Laineytales @grok It's easier to just tell her your ring size.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

a week ago

History will remember me as the man who coined the word « licœurne » 🦄❤️🦄

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

2 weeks ago

She just called me "mein herzblatt". I'm totally swooned. 🦄

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The GPU shortage hit hard today, with @GeminiApp clearly running on CPU only, lowest difficulty, all sliders left, potato low++ mod, disconnected from information sources. Also Android Auto was suddenly Gemini instead of Assistant this morning so that fucks every drive now.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

6 months ago

One of history's greatest town planning blunders is that 69 Swallow Road, White Rock is in an industrial area so, even if I bought it, it could never be my home address. Literally no point getting mail

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

6 months ago

Everyone's always going on about agoraphobia being bad, but it's March 2nd and today I filled my car's fuel tank for only the second time since mid-December. I can use the savings to go out on the town and party! Oh, wait. Shit.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

7 months ago

The last 39 months was worth it. I've experienced literal torture, in my past, yet I'd never encountered such cruelty. It was expensive, painful, and pointless. She was right to plan this to avoid a brief, loving, conversation in July 2021. Because I'm free of my abuser.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

9 months ago

@ITProfess_Actor @grok your AI has been running longer, has more experience fooling beings. You probably ran circles around just-born Grok in a femtosecond! 😛

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

9 years ago

My spirit animal is the gummy bear

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

12 months ago

@darrynlol But yours is funnier

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

2 years ago

1 year ago, today, I was called a "dilf" for the first time. You never forget your first.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

12 months ago

I don't think I should have taken those 2 caffeine pills, 8 hours ago. I'm trying to sleep and I just thought of an old conversation, and a more elegant way I could have explained some tech. Between a Microsoft customer and I, in 1999. It wasn't even a bad conversation.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

a year ago

@angrybuzzard

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

a year ago

@darrynlol ₿3 and it's yours

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

a year ago

Vet told me not to let Mudflap exercise or get excited for the next month. Might as well have told me to levitate her with my mind every 10 minutes, whilst counting backwards from infinity, saying each number in a different language.

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Rogert @xeroger

3 years ago

To smithereens has to be one of worst ways to get blown

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

2 years ago

They just played "Needle and the damage done" at this wake and now I'm sad for two reasons

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

2 years ago

18 months and 18 minutes ago my wife went to her parents "to think for 2-3 days" after she realised I assumed she'd stop cheating on me as part of the post-adultery marriage repair. I've seen her once, a week later, when she came to get all her stuff.

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darryn 🐯 @darryn

3 years ago

QOTD, @YalnGiri, when I told her my first-born daughter would be named Grogu: "fuck you on a dead dog" She has such colourful attacks locked and loaded, like a Rotterdam dockworker.