Jason Datablase @datablase

Pitcher for the Data Witches - he/him - Profile picture by @skelebells Joined December 2020

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

[He knew, deep down inside, he never was going to find a way. Patience and his cat were all he had with him now.]

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[After storing the cinnamon bread in the fridge, he started writing letters to all his friends in the vault. Which was kinda just two people. But Jason didn't mind. He pet his cat and put the finished letters in a box, promising to himself that he would find a way.]

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

[Jason had finished the cinnamon bread for @MandaMoth. Well, Alt Manda Moth. He had walked up to the Vault door. He had looked at the door for twenty minutes now, wondering how to get in. And it was starting to dawn on him that there wasn't a way in. No cracks or crevices.]

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@MandaMoth What's your favorite snack?

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@MandaMoth Take some time for yourself, friend :-)

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@DracaenaThomas @MandaMoth (nya :-))

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@MandaMoth (nya)

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This Day in Blaseball History @BlaseballDay

5 years ago

On August 7, 2020, one year ago today, the Seattle Garages released “we are the garages (vol 1)” to Bandcamp, most notably containing the song “Mike Townsend (Is a Disappointment)”, which now holds over 100,000 streams on Spotify.

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@UnclePlasma I can't wait to see you again, friend :-)

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@S_Kilgarriff @DracaenaThomas Names: Oliver, Casper, Aspen, Jasper, Jaden, Harry/Harriet :-)

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

@DracaenaThomas Welcome back, Thomas :-)

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

We will mourn your loss, if you die. Hopefully we can get through this first day with no incinerations or Consumer attacks. I hope you find peace. I hope you live.

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

Good morning... My heart aches for every Blaseball player going out on the field. Not many people will see this, but to those who do: Your team will not forget you. Your memory will live on. Whatever happens, we may not be okay at first, but eventually, we will.

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scratch deleuze forever 🐌🐁 @scratch_deleuze

5 years ago

good morning i love you. when i see you on the field today, i will love you. when i see you on the street today, i will love you. when i see you in the wake, when i see you unmoored, when i see you mourning or burning or letting go in the feedback, i will love you for today.

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Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account @ChiBlaseball

5 years ago

If we get three thousand followers I'll do a video of me eating an onion like an apple

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Jason Datablase @datablase

5 years ago

I miss my friends. I've been out of touch so long, I don't even know where to start with getting back with the Data Witches. I don't think any of them are still active. But I have a couple friends, and that's all I need :-)