dortinfantry @dortinfantry
Just a man trying to close with and destroy idiots. Motivated to make the US less retarded. Active Duty Colonel. 2.9 GPA. 11A to 11A. Views are everyone's. defense.gov Pentagon, USA Joined April 2025-
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Quicker reminder that you're fangirling for a guy who used to bully people in a 'Suicide Watch' community
How you gonna hate from outside the club, you can't even get in
Imagine spreading hate looking at the screen all day like this
The thing that prevented him from joining 1/6 was all the stairs.
@DanLamothe @JoelValdezDOW @washingtonpost And yet, somehow, Elias is ten times the American you are. Interesting how that works. Cancel culture is dead fuck boy. You'll learn this the hard way.
"More than half the country" didn't actually vote for a singular person. Because facts don't get to be whatever the fuck you dream up. She fits in great with dort, because whatever she believes hard enough must be true. And then calls it a fact.
I’ve watched this and other reporters line up to dogpile @infantrydort this morning. I don’t agree with Dort on everything but I recognize what these reporters and others like them are missing about him. At a time when people have become deeply skeptical about our institutions,
This guy made this comment and then blocked me, which is some bitch made shit for sure. Par for course for dort worshippers. If you're aware of my dad's pullout game; Happy Pride Month! Glad he found an otter to be happy with.
@dortinfantry This is next level hater.
@pete_shearer You can curse on the internet. For instance: you're a sack of shit.
It will take some time to get back to you on that challenge. Hell it took him 20 years as an infantryman before he finally got his EIB.
This is laughably pathetic... Like just the staff process of however this sad ass LTC @infantrydort gets tasked to come on this site and defend fkn "Big Balls" being selected and put into a counterterrorism role... 🤣🤣🤣 Also.. dort... the challenge you made.. I'm
This may be hard for all these guys to hear, but just because it's Pride Month doesn't mean Pete Hegseth will fuck you. He might because he loves to cheat on his spouses, but you'll probably wind up signing an NDA about the encounter like that woman at the hotel.
@dortinfantry Aren't you supposed to give your lecture on 'queer theory' in class today...
Wow, if you have a problem with the guy who was an NCO in Vietnam (💜💜), utilized the GI Bill, and then spent 45 years in a mix of private industry, academia, and governmental service, before becoming SECEDEF, wait until you hear about this part time Junior Officer who used to work for an infotainment network that they picked. Obviously that's not the actual point, the point is for him to just constantly slobber all over Pete and Adam to the point where there's literally not a single family member who isn't ashamed of being related to him.
@dortinfantry He didn't have more military experience. He wasn't any more or less qualified for the position than the current @SecWar is. The fact you want to call my factual recollection of how Hagel was treated compared to Hegseth "AI Slop" shows how little intellect you actually have.
"And then I told her, if you want a date..."
The only dates dort has been on in the last decade are the ones he pays his long time camgirl for
If you want a date @laraseligman, you’re gonna have to ask like an adult.
It's ALMOST like Chuck Hagel had more than 45 years of experience between being a Sergeant and being SECDEF. But AI slop fucking morons won't let that stop them!
Hey @SecWar and @SeanParnellASW it's kinda funny that all of these people bashing Sec Hegseth for only being a Major...had no problem with Sergeant Chuck Hagel serving as SecDef.
Ah yes, the decision making by those in Command in Afghanistan was terrible except when *I* did it!!!!!!
My sour relationship with the media began in 2011, Kandahar. Some journo was shadowing me for a bit. We were in a tough spot in Zhari district. Had a hard time keeping the enemy at bay. And we brought like... every U.S. asset to bear on them. Boots on ground is gospel though.
Not a surprise on this one, considering he used to get banned on twitch for this type of stuff @shashj
Dort was suspended from twitch from 30 days for using a slur. Yet has the gall to talk about elementary school insults. No more promotions or working at the Pentagon once his Sugar Daddy gets fired, so he's out here swinging.
@JohnJHarwood You must be a hit at the elementary school lunch table with these insults.
This guy voted for someone who dodged the draft and called our war dead suckers and losers. He supports a SecDef and VA secretary (hegseth and doug collins) who want to cut veteran's healthcare.
If you’re a Vietnam vet, welcome home. Seriously. GWOT vets share an unspeakable bond with you for obvious reasons. Also, if you did serve in Vietnam, I’d like to know.
Fuck yeah, who cares if anyone did anything wrong! It's a vibes based leadership from here on out!
At every Pre Command Course that I have attended, each cohort has brought up the issue of the investigation culture and the impacts it has on Commanders and how they Command. Every 4 star that got that question answered it about the same, it started with we have all been
He's just gearing up for some World of Warships!!!
No patches on either arm, wearing a cowboys hat, and sneakers with no name patch on his chest. This look like stolen valor to you guys? Or is he just using old surplus camo.
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