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@thameswater can you give an update on these works that were supposed to be finished on 30 June and are continuing to close roads and divert a @TfL bus route?
@thameswater I have sent my details in DM @thameswater
@thameswater do you have an alert system to notify customers about no or low water pressure?
@thameswater That’s fine, I understand that. However, I would like you to set me up to receive them in the future please
@thameswater Just thought residents would’ve been made aware as the road is closed and buses are on diversion for a reasonable amount of time
@thameswater You also didn’t send any communications about these works
@thameswater You don’t send text messages to me. that’s what I’m asking you to set up
@thameswater SMS alerts for affected customers experiencing low/no water etc
@thameswater Hi @thameswater is there a better and easier way to sign up for updates?
@thameswater do you tell estates/residents about works? These (and road diversions) have just popped up..
Absolutely eye watering to see @OctopusEnergy standing charges nearly double cost of gas used this month, and nearly the full cost of electricity used this month. So even when using less, the actual cost is too high @MartinSLewis
@thameswater is there a pressure issue in SW17? Water flow is interrupted/fluctuating (since Saturday)
@thameswater Yeah I’m part of the SW/TW incident but didn’t get alerted
@TfL the scheduled G1 bus drove past at the scheduled time with “not in service” on. Why was this out of service with no advice on your website?
@EastMidRailway is the air con broken on the 19.05 service from L St Panc to Sheffield? Or in certain carriages? It is too hot.
@TfL @TfL Springfield: tfl.gov.uk/bus/timetable/… Mandrake: tfl.gov.uk/bus/timetable/… Beechcroft: tfl.gov.uk/bus/timetable/…
@TfL All directions from the Springfield University Hospital stop - actually the other stops along this route towards Balham/Streatham are also not showing for me
@TfL hi, please can the timetable information for bus route 315 be out on the website. It’s been “temporarily unavailable” ever since it extended the route last year.
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