"Elf" Kellogg @elf_Init
Independent Systems Engineer Internetworking for Business Datacenter Deployment Remote Workforce Specialty Small and Medium Business/Start-Up Oriented elfinit.net Greater Seattle, WA Joined March 2020-
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@JulieWebgirl @toxic @failedVegan But since we're going here... ink sucks too.
@JulieWebgirl @toxic @failedVegan The paper is disgusting. I've said it enough didn't feel the need to bring it up again.
@toxic @failedVegan @juliewebgirl So my neighbors have a Public Library box (that has kept me sane during the pandemic with bookstores and libraries closed, and literally how I ended up living here). Found this today. (My condo past the box). I was surprised with this "gem".
@Noetical E. "So what are my boundaries?" They. "No leash" E. Oh dear... You may wish to reconsider that *specific phrase* and might be you want check your corporate insurance carrier's opinion. Also I'd like that in writing.
@failedVegan *Roaring Laughter* Good on you.
@failedvegan Check Mastodon. Answer is "Yes" but sit down before you read so you don't hurt yourself falling over laughing.
Uninterested in StarLink, never bothered despite it's (possible) Internet ramifications. My godfather built Globalstar, but my gear is Iridium. I'm waiting (hands in pockets).
Next time you're here I know best place to get double bacon cheese burgers. You and bacon. Team dinner on me. Naturally folk are going to read this wrong.
@alias_amanda I'm sorry, let me explain: I've lived in Redmond like eight years now. The old SpaceX facility was eight blocks and Planetary Resources seven from my place. I assume if you're Seattle ish you're hitting one of those facilities. Could be wrong. Snow was nice.
@alias_amanda I'm sorry... Just saw this. Are you in Redmond and I didn't know? That would make me grumpy. If you're in Seattle ish, I'd very much like to know.
I'm getting home protecting the West coast from Chinese hackers. I scrape more interesting things off my boots leaving the dog park. Learn your Place, children. Next time not playing nice.
You're Going to learn constitutional law or I'm going to sue your department into oblivion. Don't Rush me again on a Sunday night walking home. You bitch little retarded cunts.
@RedmondWaPD Without Probable Cause and Reasonable Suspicion You Accept my Terms Of Service: You owe me $1200 everytime I have to teach a newbie constitutional law. I'll be billing city council from now on. Good night. By bothering me you accept this agreement.
@toxic Upgrades... Trading bugs you know, love, and can reason with, for totally new bugs you know shit about. -Elf
@Rainmaker1973 Bloody hell... Thank You! So much cruft I'd have forgotten Pi Day and wandered through like a fool had I not just seen this.
NASA only uses 15 digits of π for calculating interplanetary travel. At 40 digits, you could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe with an accuracy that'd fall off by less than the diameter of a single hydrogen atom ow.ly/rhmO30o4k7G
@JulieWebgirl Yep. I really Am the nicer of us. That's, disturbing.
@CityOfRedmond Long before working on The Net (later The Web) and spacecraft, I did water.
@CityOfRedmond We don't like each other, and, hydrology here is something I care about more than constitutional law (marginally). This I can help with if you'd like. Might not limit myself baykeeper.org (ask about Delta Keeper and watch the fun)
Nᴏᴇᴛɪᴄᴀʟ @Noetical
8K Followers 6K Following I’m a reader, writer and #DigitalArtist. I also talk about books as @NoeticBooks 📚📖
Kimberley lily @889QHktN1Mc9Xr
90 Followers 7K Following Personal Profile - I've been fighting to better my community my entire life and I'll never stop! Running for Congress in Florida’s 24th District!
Nettit @Nettit176687
18 Followers 2K Following
dave thau | @davethau... @davethau
1K Followers 1K Following Data and Tech Lead for World Wildlife Fund Global Science Team. All tweets my own, retweets are not an endorsement. Also on Mastodon: @[email protected]
Sven 🇺🇸🌻 @failedVegan
362 Followers 1K Following Black lives matter. He/him/her whatever. But by the sexes of my children I seem to be an XY. Which in too bad, as I seem to be missing half a chromosome.
🇺🇸 Bobby 🗽 P... @BobbyPolzer
2K Followers 5K Following Code and Liberty: Programmers for Freedom & Privacy | Individualist | Libertarian | laissez-faire Capitalist | Trader
Toxic @toxic
9K Followers 3K Following Gray-ponytailed sysadmin, Potty mouth, Web 0.96β apologist, Unix wrangler, builder, and master of one finger opinions.
Alberto Daniel Hill �... @ADanielHill
47K Followers 18K Following First #HACKER wrongfully sent to #PRISON in #URUGUAY, @darknetdiaries episode 25 - I changed the justice system in Latin America. Post-Traumatic Growth.
NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle
253K Followers 428 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Seattle. Details: https://t.co/yoQbjVwBSK
Ƥäţȓiċķ Ċŏŗ�... @pcorcoran
270 Followers 749 Following Our Erstwhile Champion. Citizen of USA, France. Speaker for the Guitar.
Darwin's Tweets @DarwinsTweets
2K Followers 3K Following Darwin wrote a lot of tweets. He just did not know it. Tweets are 280ish long sentences from his major books. References provided as replies.
Clients From Hell @clientsfh
66K Followers 618 Following A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers.
dave thau | @davethau... @davethau
1K Followers 1K Following Data and Tech Lead for World Wildlife Fund Global Science Team. All tweets my own, retweets are not an endorsement. Also on Mastodon: @[email protected]
Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes
155K Followers 7K Following ICS DFIR @dragosinc, martial artist, marksman, humanist, Lvl14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF Ret. Tweet *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts mine. They/them
Jek Hyde @HydeNS33k
30K Followers 443 Following I’m Jek & I break into buildings! 🧚🏻♀️ Mother🤱🏼Wife 👑 Nefarious Character 🤓 Thief 😇 Social Engineer 🌹 Let's be bad guys! 🕷️
yan @bcrypt
74K Followers 334 Following security engineering @brave / helped build Let's Encrypt, Privacy Badger, and HTTPS Everywhere @eff / physics alum @mit / rabbit enthusiast
WP-CLI @wpcli
4K Followers 19 Following The command line interface for WordPress, maintained by @schlessera. For support, please see https://t.co/DQmIe0kSOT
Sven 🇺🇸🌻 @failedVegan
362 Followers 1K Following Black lives matter. He/him/her whatever. But by the sexes of my children I seem to be an XY. Which in too bad, as I seem to be missing half a chromosome.
Alistair Dabbs 💻�... @alidabbs
1K Followers 233 Following Freelance journalist | tech & media trainer | Chair, NUJ Paris Branch | Montpellier | Find me on Bluesky as alidabbs
KingCoSheriff @KingCoSheriff
10K Followers 73 Following Official Twitter account of the King County Sheriff's Office in Seattle. Follow Media Relations @Kingcosopio and our Air Support unit @KCSOAirsupport
The Bellevue Police D... @BvuePD
52K Followers 322 Following Official posts by the Bellevue Police Department. Call 911 to report a crime. This account is not monitored 24/7.
Kirkland Police @KirklandWAPD
18K Followers 60 Following The official Twitter account for the Kirkland, WA Police Department. Items posted are by department Public Information Officers. Not monitored 24/7.
RedmondWaPD @RedmondWaPD
17K Followers 576 Following Serving Redmond by following our core values: Respect, Professionalism, and Dedication.. Not monitored 24/7. Call 911 to report an incident in progress.
City of Redmond @CityOfRedmond
9K Followers 129 Following Officially tweeting the good life from the hub of #tech and all-around coolest place to live, #play, work & invest! Monitored 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday - Friday.
🇺🇸 Bobby 🗽 P... @BobbyPolzer
2K Followers 5K Following Code and Liberty: Programmers for Freedom & Privacy | Individualist | Libertarian | laissez-faire Capitalist | Trader
Linux Handbook @LinuxHandbook
159K Followers 78 Following Learn to use Linux commands, SysAdmin tools, Self-hosting, Docker and other DevOps stuff with us.
Linux Uprising @LinuxUprising
2K Followers 867 Following ~New blog focused on #Linux 🐧️ and #FOSS. #Ubuntu #Fedora #ArchLinux #openSUSE #Debian #LinuxMint #PopOS #Manjaro #Solus
Sylvester Stallone @TheSlyStallone
2.7M Followers 31 Following Actor, writer, director, artist. Instagram: officialslystallone @PlanetSLYnft
Mr. T @MrT
366K Followers 10 Following Footballer, Wrestler, Soldier, Bouncer, Bodyguard & actor. Professional Pitier Of Fools. Instagram: @officialipitythefool
Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom
3.1M Followers 18K Following Husband to @JenSiebelNewsom and father. 40th Governor of California. Host of podcast This is Gavin Newsom.
Laughing Squid @LaughingSquid
418K Followers 1 Following a daily dose of unique and curious things curated by @ScottBeale
Bill Gates @BillGates
64.6M Followers 571 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.
Pogo Linux @pogolinux
992 Followers 821 Following Hardware for a Software Defined World. We build trusted open server and storage hardware solutions backed by personal support at https://t.co/3wjYNOcDTx
Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson
390K Followers 711 Following Governor of the State of Washington
Daz? @HomeProbably
22K Followers 5K Following Writer. I had a short story published once but now I’m here. Tweets: https://t.co/kCgwb1u1LC #YNWA
Sound Transit - 🚆 ... @SoundTransit
83K Followers 2K Following Call/text security 24/7 at 206-398-5268. Sign up for service alerts: https://t.co/UB16amCoJN
King County Metro �... @KingCountyMetro
111K Followers 481 Following Bus, on-demand services, paratransit, water taxi and vanpools across Seattle & King County. Monitored weekdays 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. at 206-553-3000 🚍 🚎
Massimo @Rainmaker1973
4.4M Followers 172 Following Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to awaken your sense of wonder since 2014. Science, tech, art, weather, space, the unusual around us
Defective by Design |... @endDRM
2K Followers 104 Following @FSF campaign to abolish DRM. Digital Restrictions Management (DRM) robs us of control over the technology we use and the culture we live in.
Rachel Maddow @maddow
9.6M Followers 4K Following I see political people... (Retweets do not imply endorsement.)
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.0M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Brad Gessler @bradgessler
5K Followers 584 Following Dad. CEO @gbrainio. Bootstrapped @polleverywhere to $10m+ ARR. Nice SaaS at @terminalwire and @opengraphplus. Rubyist @beautifulrubyhq.
Bill Gurley @bgurley
790K Followers 2K Following Founder/President @p3institute Author: Runnin' Down a Dream, link below! Founder: Runnin' Down a Dream Foundation Former VC @benchmark Trustee @sfiscience
Toxic @toxic
9K Followers 3K Following Gray-ponytailed sysadmin, Potty mouth, Web 0.96β apologist, Unix wrangler, builder, and master of one finger opinions.
Public Health - Seatt... @KCPubHealth
40K Followers 931 Following Public Health - Seattle & King County works to protect and improve the health and well-being of all people in King County, WA.
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