etcwilde @etcwilde
A human bean. My twits are mine and not my employers. Twits are provided “AS IS” without warranty of any kind. etcwilde.github.io Mars Joined May 2016-
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@jon_roelofs @vzverovich New interview question, “please transpose this binary tree”. Then offer no additional explanation.
@TaliaRinger Is rubber still a thing? It worked pretty well last I remember.
I go into a meeting for 15 minutes with notifications off. I come out with 37 unread slack notifications and 16 unread texts. I went home. Haven’t checked anything. Have a nice evening everyone.
@jon_roelofs @RCS I see you’re familiar with the check-engine light on a jeep.
@ktosopl But if you turn down the bass, you’ll only be in treble. 😁
@ktosopl You may not like it, but this is what peak website design looks like.
@alpha_convert I wonder if you could install something like little snitch or LuLu and just block it from phoning home?
@jon_roelofs Remember that time Toyota made that mid-engine mini van? It looked more normal and less likely to cause a heart attack in the vehicles behind it though.
Oh, you’re a civil engineer? What are all the buildings?
@krzyzanowskim Are you back-deploying to something pre macOS 12.3-ish and using concurrency?
How many rain does it take to end a drought? Asking for a friend.
@GergelyOrosz Forking and killing your children comes to mind.
@rmondello Nice. I was just up there earlier today too. It was like someone turned up the render distance. I could see up to Oakland and even a bit of SF. It was nice seeing the reservoir with so much water in it too.
Call it a tuna fish and no one bats an eye, but call it cow mammal or chicken bird and everyone loses their minds.
@shafikyaghmour Just remember not to use ‘this’ until after the constructor has started.
@ktosopl There’s Right-To-Left-Override; u202e. On macOS; hit ctrl + cmd + space and type “u+202e”. Press enter twice and it’ll insert it. It won’t show anything because it’s an invisible character, but keep typing and your text should be reversed. Not sure how to do it on iOS.
It’s fun how the rooster crows, but the crow caws.
The challenge of having a lap cat; if you sit down, you might find yourself sitting for four hours at a time.
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