Retail Is Hell @gobackrack
follow if you work in retail and hate yourself every day for it Joined April 2018-
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Two girls walked into my store and had the audacity to say "Why's it always such a mess in here? Do the employees even do their jobs?" and I had to restrain myself from saying "That's because you fuck it up faster than we can clean it." #retailproblems
Im tired of working, missing out on things that really matter in life, i should be spending time with friends and family enjoying life but instead im stuck here helping you pick out a shoe that doesnt hurt your bunyans. 👎👎 #dearcustomer #retaillife #retailproblems #customers
I need sleep
#DearCustomer: You are killing the point of the Express line by having way more than the 10 allowed items AND trying to pay w/a card that's been broken in two. Jfc.
The self-restraint retail workers possess to not slap custies is honestly incredible and we deserve a medal. But what do we get instead? Twelve-hour shifts and no raise ;)
my biggest pet peeve working in retail is when a customer asks for a bag for ONE item. don’t you understand our planet is dying, janet? carry your fucking almonds to the car
retail customers are the worst. they be like “you work here?” like no i fold clothes for fun 🙃
people who are mean to retail workers are ugly
current mood: the girl that came into my store wearing sunglasses (indoors, at night) that swiped her card backwards 3 times before realizing why it wasn't working
#dearcustomer Your “service dog” is humping that waste basket.
last night i watched a #dearcustomer in a wife beater with a porn stache lint roll his beer gut while standing in line at check out. he didn't buy the lint roller
My new favorite part of the day is watching the soulless, lifeless eyes of the managers trying to push the Corp agenda. MORE credit cards, MORE rewards cards, MORE emails. Sure. Why not? #retailproblems
DM:The new scheduler puts people in zones now based on customer traffic, but no one at register. Me:So who rings? DM:You’ll help the customer and walk them up and ring them out. Me:What if they walk in and go right to the register? DM:Hmm. Me:Am I in a nightmare? #retailproblems
EVERY COMPANY: we'd like to promote "mental health in the workplace" ME: how about employing more ppl so the ppl employed are less pressured and paying them more to offset the stress of spiralling living costs and also giving ppl perm contracts EVERY COMPANY: lol no not like that
me juuling in the back room on my 10: "what would this store even do without me"
shoutout to my cool ass boss, you'll probably never see this but ur the only reason i am still working here
retail sucks for a lot of reasons but the way your boss treats you is really what makes or breaks a job
Working retail or any type of job that requires you to interact with people on a daily will really make you realize how many people lack manners and just common courtesy as a whole. Stop being rude to people who are just doing their jobs.
no, don't ask an employee to get something off a tall rack for you, we really do prefer it if you rip down every hanger instead :)
custie: "hey do you work here?" me, obviously on my lunch break, casually taking off my lanyard: "nope"
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