hspmn @hellospaceman
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@Ethan_Haize @Grummz so you want to turn the best dev into a middle manager? then he hates his job and quits because he doesn't get to do the work he enjoys, since he has to manage people and attend endless leadership training. this is literally what happens.
why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t
@Damien_Devlin @MattMcCarthy985 @FelgerAndMazz Exactly. If they had one, would anybody have credited the coach? No, it would all be “are lads arry n jude oi oi oi ingurland oi its coming home”. Insufferable.
every year since 2016 has been the worst year on record for the decline of human intelligence. to mark the 10th anniversary of our idiocracy timeline, this retard has helped move the goal posts.
Michiganders shouldn't have to breathe Canada's negligence. YEAR AFTER YEAR the smoke crosses the border while Canada does nothing. Stop exporting your smoke into our skies. Enough is enough!
@Abdullaheditx99 @BuddySnap1905 shut the fuck up with your spamming replies you third world retard
Why does it matter than he’s brown??? Literally has nothing to do with the story
A Brown professor gave his students a take-home midterm exam. After suspecting many cheated using AI, he made the final in-person. The orange dots are the midterm scores and the gray dots are the final scores. Looks like all but 3 cheated on the midterm.
@i1iiIiIi1IiiI1i @dim0kq lmao georgians trying to be relevant
@wbuxtonofficial will, uk law requires you to clearly state when you publish paid content
@MaggieSixVi @MaguireSkills yeah but people want to see boobs, nobody wants to sick a dick. you are a fucking retard.
@JojoAnnKitty @SlimSha86870494 @KimKatieUSA REEEEEEE REEEEE
@SlimSha86870494 @KimKatieUSA minding their own business by speeding up to overtake the car that slowed down for the imminent accident? lmao
@athar1313 @amelia_tweetz i was wondering whether you’re retarded or just a troll until i saw this and now we know the answer
@joedamaggio @dubslife1 tell me mustapha, on which side of the car do you think the driver sits? and with a car parked in front of him, how far ahead do you expect him to see the unexpected oncoming traffic on a one-way road? you really are at the top of the bell curve
@SaxonRaider52 @daveatherton What if he were a South African or an Australian? I'm trying to establish what the grounds for deportation are. Is it nationality?
@ManChatsS @JenisixFPS @ARCRaidersGame is the "no content" in the room with us right now? tbh maybe embark's strategy of not appeasing morons bitching about MORE CONTENT!!!! is a great way to distill the player base into those who want to enjoy the game and not constantly grind.
@kimcicle Do the financials work? Is it well within your means/a good deal? Fantastic car. Miss mine a lot. That one also has the new iDrive (supports CarPlay) and the 8sp is great.
@Arfness @ukinsouthafrica Yep, was forced to deal with this bunch of extortionists simply to walk through Heathrow with my Irish work and residence permits. They also charge £5 for email queries. And the answer you get? “We can’t comment on individual applications, check the website”. Nice scam.
Gus Silber @gussilber
120K Followers 51K Following I play with words, and sometimes work with them too, as a Journalist/Author/Scriptwriter/Speechwriter/TweetWriter.
Alan C @The_Coondog
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Bonnie Robinson @BonnieNRobinson
250 Followers 768 Following Creative Writer. Bubbly PR Professional. Founder of Animal Angels South Africa NPC. Dynamite in a small package! Views & opinions are my own.
Orla Kiely @orlahk
760 Followers 2K Following Mum of twins, bookworm, love to travel. Moved from West Cork to Basque Country and back again. Lover of nature. Web Analyst at Red Hat.
Ralph @Ralph_E_S
449 Followers 3K Following anything with an engine, really @bashybanana.bsky.social
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Modern Crusaders @WeCrusaders
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Bot Number8 @bot8hahaha
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Leon Loubser @leonloubser
720 Followers 5K Following Sometimes video-editor, wannabe-writer. Participant of SA economy, consumer of SA culture.
Standing Bear @StantemUrsae
681 Followers 3K Following There is no need to go to Andromeda. Andromeda is coming to us.
Jesse Adams @PoorBoyLtd
2K Followers 106 Following Car lover. 7 Series drifter. Ex-journalist. Fence jumper. Corrado man. It’s all Luke Duke’s fault.
Connor @Wesley20134974
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🙅🏻 @eraphase
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Priyal Shivlab @priyal_shivlab
125 Followers 1K Following Web & Mobile App Development, 2D-3D Game Development . Work: https://t.co/fjGiwXQIeH
Komla Naidoo @KomlaNaidoo
55 Followers 667 Following
ehler @_ehler
60 Followers 102 Following Sometimes I play tuba, but mostly I teach @[email protected]
Pam Gray @pamgrayart
52 Followers 68 Following Former Durbanite. Found my home in Jhb. Make up artist, drama queen and in an idiot dance off I would take you down.
Mohammed @mohdimranbd
288 Followers 2K Following
Jonathan Gitlin @drgitlin
5K Followers 1K Following I’m what happens when you only have a finite number of monkeys typing in a room.
ALF SHOT THE FOOD @cmurdey
14 Followers 72 Following I live and work in Sacramento and am generally a genial and friendly person.
Nick Jensen @theodanorthland
2 Followers 69 Following killing it... it I'm not aware of, but if you had to put it to words then I'd say I do dope stuff, fam plus friends equals your parts in life.
'ear 'ear @earearblog
18K Followers 19K Following I was an actress! As the result of an accident whilst performing I am now a brain damaged, deaf, spastic, 50 something year old. But...... I am very much alive!
DatRandomChick @khanyilenqobile
157 Followers 478 Following spirit child. random. wierd. lovable. sexy. outspoken. WARRIOR.QUEEN
Douglas Vogtman @dkv417
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Stephan @Marais_stef
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Karl Radek's Poodle @karlpoodle
38 Followers 326 Following I'm just patiently waiting for the shit to hit the fan so I can say I told you so.
Bez @BezInSpace
84 Followers 1K Following
Kumar Abhinav @_KumarAbhinav
58 Followers 378 Following Lifelong learner, avid reader, runner, passionate about cricket and NFL Aspiring actor and a struggling chef.🙃 Opinions are my own
marcel @marcel__za
5K Followers 3K Following Pro bono analyst & technical advisor for the Stormers, Liverpool FC & the Springboks | Ban chicken-flatties from the braai
I Sampson @viktorbjmik
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20 Followers 279 Following Hey look it's the festering shit hole of the Internet
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🇿🇦 Donn Edwards @donnedwards
1K Followers 816 Following I'm a programmer and audiobook fan. I hate laziness, spam, racism and racist thinking. I refused to serve in the SADF. Learning to grow veggies #Resilience
Justin Weston @JustinWeston12
154 Followers 2K Following
Chornobyl 360VR @Chernobyl360
815 Followers 829 Following Immersive VR documentary about Chernobyl in 360 degree.
Nicole Kayton @NicoleKayton
339 Followers 903 Following Occupational therapist, quirky and awkward most of the time
David (Atom) CAYMAN @TheLastAtom
595 Followers 5K Following #MESSIAH 4Q521 מלך המשיח Holy One of Israel & Ishmael God of Abraham الله El Shaddai (ישו המשיח) YHWH #iAM The LORD™ Elohim® (Atum-Ra) 🕉🙏💖😗👼✞✞✞
BGR Burger and Fries @eatBGR
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Darrell Steyn @Darrell_FC
30 Followers 267 Following I am a gold prestige Financial Consultant with Discovery. Contact me for all your financial needs. We are based in Fourways(JHB).
@Discovery_SA @Discovery_SA
191K Followers 6K Following Proudly South African company striving to make the world healthier through rewarding healthy living choices. Customer care here 8-5 Mon to Fri
DoneHat @Popehat
260K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
Gus Silber @gussilber
120K Followers 51K Following I play with words, and sometimes work with them too, as a Journalist/Author/Scriptwriter/Speechwriter/TweetWriter.
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
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dasharez0ne.bsky.soci... @dasharez0ne
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David Lee Azeroth @caylenb
4K Followers 605 Following a street-wise hercules that fights the rising odds. games industry person of interest. janitor of Cowboy.
Dr. Lars Henrik Ander... @EUAITaxonomy
6K Followers 163 Following Senior AI Compliance Architect 🇪🇺 | Regulated GPT-7 (preemptively)| Author of 1,247-page GDPR interpretation | Every algorithm MUST be classified |(PARODY)|
Henrick Johansson @compliantvc
1.1M Followers 223 Following European VC in USA | Author of 'European Dynamism' | Investing in compliant startups | Advisor @compai | Managing Partner @ Compliant Capital
Wild Atlantic Way @wildatlanticway
76K Followers 1K Following The Official Discover Ireland guide to the #WildAtlanticWay – the world's longest defined coastal touring route on Ireland's west coast! 🌊 #KeepDiscovering
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
23K Followers 742 Following Denver pop punk. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: Woody B Bass: Dave Cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
Richard Agnew @theragers
5K Followers 3K Following JLR Comms & Insights Director. Mainly cars. Facts & Fiction. Used to run around a footy field. Once could nearly snowboard & windsurf. A Toffee.
Nathan Hoyt @nathanhoyt
1K Followers 1K Following Personal profile. #CarGuy, lover of hashtags and the outdoors. All opinions, however boring or exciting, are my own and don't reflect my employer. (he/him/his)
Fáilte Ireland @Failte_Ireland
120K Followers 6K Following Ireland's National Tourism Development Authority. Access a range of practical supports on our Business Supports Hub: https://t.co/3ZVoo6AAA1
Ireland / @ireland
71K Followers 6K Following This is the archive of a Rotation Curation project that has run for 444 weeks. @Ireland has been curated by a new person each week. Their tweets are below.
Scott Helme @Scott_Helme
37K Followers 330 Following Hacker, researcher, builder of things. Founded @securityheaders/@reporturi, Pluralsight author, Microsoft MVP, award winning entrepreneur. Likes cars.
Roy Lanchester @RoyLanchester
3K Followers 53 Following Official Twitter account of me, the motoring journalist Roy Lanchester. Author of How To Be A Motoring Journalist: https://t.co/jKTghZdUcG
Ivan Fratric 💙💛 @ifsecure
19K Followers 210 Following Tech lead and security researcher at Google Project Zero. Author: Jackalope, TinyInst, WinAFL, Domato. PhD. Tweets are my own. Backup @[email protected]
James Forshaw @tiraniddo
49K Followers 336 Following Security researcher in Google Project Zero. Author of Attacking Network Protocols. Tweets are my own etc. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Alex Ionescu @aionescu
47K Followers 2K Following Chief Technical Innovation Officer @crowdstrike. Windows Internals author and trainer. He/Him. RTs are not endorsements, opinions are my own.
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
34K Followers 2K Following I teach kids, farm hot peppers and I have perfect politics. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast 🇵🇸
DemonDastardly @mydmac
63K Followers 1K Following My tweets are my own, unless it’s a common ass phrase or cliche, ya moron -Memento Mori https://t.co/1xSHeAgHMT
darth™ @darth
182K Followers 4K Following not the darth you are looking for @[email protected] @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Troy Hunt @troyhunt
252K Followers 1K Following Founder & CEO of @haveibeenpwned, the most trusted name in data breach intelligence. Speaker, blogger, Microsoft Regional Director. Gold Coast, Australia.
TITULAR LINES @Saythetitle
17K Followers 106 Following The greatest titular lines from the greatest films. Instagram https://t.co/fLVQDcYcnm
Tabletop Scenarios @badthingsdaily
17K Followers 1 Following THESE 👏 TWEETS 👏 ARE 👏 FICTION👏 This account tweets fictional or headline inspired breach scenarios. To play: Share opinions on prevention or response steps.
Made With ARKit @madewithARKit
38K Followers 0 Following ⚡️ Celebrating the most creative emerging AR made with Apple's #ARKit framework ⚡️
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜ... @hardwick
2.1M Followers 677 Following Stand-upper, Zombie Therapist, Ball Dropper, Ravenclaw, @Nerdist Inventor and ID10T
Katherine the Sixth @LuigiThirty
3K Followers 2K Following she/her. Hardware necromancer. 超高校級のシステムプログラマ。 High Priestess arcana. I invented Let's Plays. The only USF fan on Twitter. EN,ES,日本語OK! Av: @evatrice!
Gildersneeze | bsky.s... @GilderTek
1K Followers 479 Following Partnered Streamer on Twitch | Biz: [email protected] | @Chainsawnicorn is extra neat | he/him (or neutral is fine) | banner: @SpyklesArt
Bonafide Moto Co @BonafideMotoCo
81 Followers 147 Following Southern Africa Motorcycle Adventures and Experiences! Here's to the next adventure!
Chip Chantry @ChipChantry
5K Followers 2K Following Comedian/Television Writer. More of an “acquaintance”. Check out my comedy special, MOVE CLOSER, on YouTube. Seriously- do it NOW.
Randy Pobst @RandyPobst
8K Followers 44 Following Motor Trend track tester, 90 pro road race wins plus. Porsche, Audi, Mazda and Volvo factory driver. But really, I'm a motorcycle man
Jesse Adams @PoorBoyLtd
2K Followers 106 Following Car lover. 7 Series drifter. Ex-journalist. Fence jumper. Corrado man. It’s all Luke Duke’s fault.
ehler @_ehler
60 Followers 102 Following Sometimes I play tuba, but mostly I teach @[email protected]
Reuben van Niekerk @ReubenVN
2K Followers 555 Following Amputee, Cyclist, Magazine Editor, petrolhead. Lover of of Aircooled VWs, Airplanes and Amabubesi member. 🇿🇦
jess (retired) @jessokfine
13K Followers 367 Following Extremely Powerful Witch. former trademark holder: Cow Facts™️. Thanks for the memories ❤️
Luke Bailey @imbadatlife
12K Followers 3K Following we live in a hellworld of our own making, and now even the memes won't be good. head of digital of @theipaper. (he/him, so I had a podcast)
secret account @ramenfuneral
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NYT Wirecutter @wirecutter
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