Jacqueismo @jackamo

I'm a killer...of buck moth caterpillars and awkward silences. In your dreams Joined December 2007

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𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner

2 days ago

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate.

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Jacqueismo @jackamo

2 weeks ago

@MichaelKarlis 4 stars. 5 stars if posted to a Jumbotron.

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Meacham @MeachamDr

2 months ago

It’s like a meth family moved in….

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Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem

2 months ago

Donald Trump didn’t divide us. We were already divided because of the internet, a failing media infrastructure and corporate greed. Trump just bottled and sold the divide, and capitalized on it to his benefit. salon.com/2026/05/29/how…

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Steak-umm @steak_umm

2 months ago

you do not need a new wardrobe for every season, vacation, and trend. people used to own fewer things for long periods of time and tbh they were just fine

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Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick

2 months ago

One could argue the current state of the internet is the single greatest indictment on capitalism today, which is saying something. What should on paper easily be a boundless source of information and creativity is now just a vehicle for profit extraction, spying, ads and slop.

Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot

2 months ago

ABC News has now taken all FiveThirtyEight articles completely offline. They now redirect to abcnews dot com/politics. A needless erasure of thousands of pages of knowledge.

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scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy

2 months ago

Actually, the lesson is that if you take a principled stand that a guy who fomented an attempted insurrection shouldn't hold public office you should stick to your principles instead of cravenly sucking up to save your career. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

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The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller

2 months ago

COLLINS: “What about Trump’s promise to lower gas prices?” JORDAN: “That’s life.” @kaitlancollins: “If someone’s paying more for⛽️, saying ‘that’s life’ might not make them feel better.” @Jim_Jordan: “Those are your words, not mine.” COLLINS: “No you said that. Just now.”😬

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Jacqueismo @jackamo

2 months ago

@NOLAnews Had great oysters and wine at Sala NOLA. We were turned away at Rosedale at the beginning of the evening because they would only serve oysters to those who signed up earlier to ride a bus. Reginellis ran out of their oyster pizza before we could order at 6:30!

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Jacqueismo @jackamo

2 months ago

I have these perfectly seasoned carbon steel and cast iron pans and I do wash them with hot sudsy water. Nothing sticks to them. They are way better than nonstick pans. They are perfect.

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Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski

2 months ago

Two days ago they were supposedly “begging for a deal” again for the 29th time in 9 weeks.

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GOP Ls @GOP__Ls

2 months ago

🚨The Utah Senate President has an 18-year-old grandchild who has been charged with molesting a 13-year-old. He just passed a bill that reduces child molestation sentences specifically for 18-year-olds.

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Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes

2 months ago

Seeing motherhood up close this past year reinforced a few things for me: 1. Women are the greatest creatures ever created 2. We men have no right to tell women what to do with their bodies 3. Thank god I was born with a penis. That child bearing shit is more than a game! 😮‍💨 Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!

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Jacqueismo @jackamo

3 months ago

@TheAtlantic @mviser How can one leak fabricated information?

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Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff

3 months ago

The lessons we’ve taken from Star Wars matter today more than ever. But one stands out to me: Hope is like the sun — if you only believe in it when you can see it, you’ll never make it through the night. May the Fourth be with you, always!

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Covie @covie_93

3 months ago

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

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Jacqueismo @jackamo

3 months ago

@EBasilion Wow - way to blame the parents! Some great parents have some severely disabled children and to deny their diagnoses and not get them needed support and treatment does all a serious disservice.

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The Nation @thenation

3 months ago

Every gesture toward decency from MAGA defectors gets treated like a profile in courage. But this is no time to confuse ex-Trumpers with decent people. bit.ly/4n4p73H

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The Associated Press @AP

3 months ago

Robot dogs with hyper-realistic silicone heads modeled after Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Kim Jong Un and other global figures roam around a Berlin museum in an exhibit by American artist Beeple. Read more: bit.ly/42BDBic