Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

(real name Kelcey) cheffy stuff at Spoke Wine Bar. you may have heard about my chili crisp. if you can dream it, i can make shortbread of it. she/???/dad Boston, MA Joined January 2011

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

11 months ago

Humans crave Pocky because it satisfies the forbidden urge to chomp on a thermometer under your tongue

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zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant

a year ago

i think the little women (2019) trailer is a masterpiece for many reasons but maybe most of all for how it included this line but purposely left out “but i’m so lonely” so when you got to this scene while actually watching the movie it blindsided you like a fucking freight train

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a year ago

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

a year ago

@KrangTNelson This ad also pisses me off but for “narwhal nachos”. Also alliteration AND A DIFFERENT ANIMAL

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

a year ago

@TheGayChingy Absolute ALL TIMER. “What do they expect for their lousy 35 cents- to live forever?”

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

@colleen_daves Not precisely action, but Friedkin’s “Sorcerer” will leave you needing a fresh application of deodorant

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

That one scene in Babygirl

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

@offbeatorbit Like do people even realize we have a whole-ass rainforest up there? And yellowstone? And the great smokies? And deserts? And like… everything else??

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the Noma Guide to Fermentation??

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

The modern equivalent of searching your couch cushions for change is seeing if you have any forgotten balances hanging out in venmo, cashapp, poshmark, etc

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

Straight women: men under 6 feet should not even be allowed to LOOK at me Me: the sexiest feeling in the world is being 1.5 to 3 inches taller than a man. In this essay i will—

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

@hausofdecline This is actually what becoming a cook did for me, it’s like being an employable theater kid

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

@soren_iverson have you done Find My Friends but it alerts you when friends are on the move?

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zara 🏒 @seresinbradshaw

2 years ago

no bc how are you going to have tyler bolt his truck into the tarmac and run through the airport to stop kate from leaving and then say a kiss is too cliché and it wasn’t about romance 😭😭 you gotta commit one way or another

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

2 years ago

Steven Spielberg gave a note to remove the kiss scene from ‘TWISTERS’ “I think it’s a Spielberg note, wasn’t it? I think it stops the film feeling too clichéd, actually,” says Daisy Edgar-Jones. (Source: collider.com/twisters-endin…)

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Clementine Butt Chunk @kdrusch

2 years ago

Longlegs (2024)

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roxy demento @falseroxy

2 years ago

i finally found out what that 'hawk tuah' girl is and what she was saying and she's wrong, the way to drive someone crazy isn't spitting on their dick, it's throating it so you bring up that thick spit from the back of your throat.