carl bismarck @kryphi
it is i | land back Joined January 2012-
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@spicymeateater need all the merch from the intro sequence tbqh
camp miasma has hijacked my brain like a parasite
I need to Drink More Water and I need to Take Vitamins and I need to Stretch More and I need to Read more Books and I need to Get better at Playing the Guitar and I need to Figure out Why I can’t Accept or Express Love and I need to Become more Goated and I have to do it All Now
I was the first Baby to Ever speak Just 1 Minute after Being Born and I said “Please Kill me”
rest in peace angel who will forever be in our hearts
she/they is/are literally me
LOVE!!! Thank you Jane Schoenbrun for making movies for Gay Freaks Like Me
[referring to one of the most psychologically devastating, painful, tender periods of my life] Yeah I was crazy back then 😂😂
cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools
i am going to become the joker
Shane Gillis: “Free healthcare is cool. We should have that. That’s not Communism” Joe Rogan: “You should treat the entire country like it’s a community. If you have a community would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of
I’m sorry but at what point do yall stop dancing like circus monkeys and acknowledge that having to jump through hoops to survive is simply unacceptable? The grocery bill is high because of inflation & corporate greed.
Your grocery bill is high because you shop at ONE store. Grocery shopping is a strategy now. You gotta shop around like you’re looking for a flight.
"as if you don't use gemini, grok, and chat gpt yourselves" well i don't bc im not a loser 😭
Tbh half the time when i pack a bowl there's at least a few cat hairs in there and i do Not frequently care enough to pick them out
@Netflix_CA need some Newfie representation soooo badly
you guys NEED to start going outside and appreciating the species that we have here im so serious
This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills
It’s so weird that conservatives constantly say they’re concerned about men disingenuously pretending to be trans so they can infiltrate women’s sports, but that’s not really a thing, so the only time it ever actually happens is when they do it themselves
After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines, I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect. If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA. My team and I have
As the Earth gets hotter, the seasons get more extreme, & the disasters get closer to your home, there will be an increased focus on convincing you these conditions are the result of the many’s existence, instead of capitalism, which loots the world to line the pockets of a few.
Scientists say we need to halve Earth’s population to just 4 billion to save the planet, per Daily Mail.
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alexxstation @alexxstation
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lunderqualified @lunderqualified
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Asher @TheAinley
299 Followers 2K Following neurodivergent, i write goofy arcs and stuff sometimes, idk what I'm doing actually
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The Honest Sports Cha... @Honestsportchat
612 Followers 4K Following Army Vet, huge sports fan looking to make a great community for fantasy sports and other discussions.
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KEKS @kekspet
838 Followers 1K Following Notes about the fun and interesting life of the dachshund KEKS. 📝 Usefull articles 😹 Funny videos
Rave Baby 💥 @ravebabyjohn
310 Followers 712 Following Rave baby in action, stay tuned and come say hi to me in the crowd dancin my life away quarantine🔜festival season 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 @IconicNeeks @NateAmbriz
Anderson K Peter @anderk891
77 Followers 1K Following Good people sleep peaceable in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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646 Followers 3K Following Habs fan 🏒 Eagles Fan 🦅🏈Drunk Retard Edm/Dubstep/D&b enthusiast
to kill god with a gr... @TKGWAGB
140 Followers 1K Following pretty noise for people to dissociate to.
Cheap Wrestler @CheapWrestler
1K Followers 2K Following I'm The Cheapest Wrestler, Matt Rivera! Enjoy cheap life hacks, wrestling, video games, music and more! Subscribe on YouTube! @YouTubePartner @TwitchAffiliate
sign the dotted line ... @lilbajanting
3K Followers 3K Following she/her/badgyal #MUA these tweets are my own & do not represent the values of my mama or my employer.
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Hey @numericbreakdwn
47 Followers 48 Following Numeric Breakdowns for crime cases, missing persons, and more. ♥️💗♥️ TRIGGER WARNING this page is not for the weak
NikkiSixx @NikkiOoms
3K Followers 3K Following fuck me up on a spiritual level 🍄 nice humans only 🙏🏽 @odesza fam ⬡ @awonderland is queen 👸 @excision makes me 😍 @_thexchange ambassador!
Last dragon on bath s... @Brady_Drees
323 Followers 382 Following Play some fucking riddim or something
Manar Monzer @Manarwmonzer
319 Followers 767 Following Sony A7ii Lightroom Classic Street photography/portraits There is a story behind every picture💛
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Connor Griffin @RealCGriff
79K Followers 1K Following Washed Up Penn Stater @barstoolsports | Philly Sports, Star Wars, and River Otter Enthusiast
Grace @gracecamille_
82K Followers 1K Following i am currently reading Infinite Jest for the 6th time
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82K Followers 7K Following § 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan
1.2M Followers 526 Following Representing Minnesota's 5th District in the People's House. @USProgressives Deputy Chair. Account managed by staff.
David Miller @Tracking_Power
147K Followers 9K Following Political sociologist | Producer @PDeclassified | Professor sacked by @BristolUni at behest of the Zionist movement https://t.co/FOzqoC1B64
Christian Smalls @Shut_downAmazon
185K Followers 1K Following Founder of The @amazonlabor the 1st Independent worker-lead Union in American History for @amazon “author of WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES (Jun 2, 2026)” 🔗in Bio
grahamistearingup.blu... @grahamtearingup
2K Followers 2K Following Internet Culture, Media, and Politics. 📝Endless Yammering on Substack. 🎸 Used to have a band. 🎓MA in Communication & Culture.
Ripper's Archive @rippersarchive
95K Followers 141 Following From my ever growing archive of 16,000+ films & 1K+ shows/anime! Requests welcome. If I have it, you'll get it. remuxes: @rippersdelight rts: @rippersretweets
Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA
91K Followers 14 Following Breaking WNBA news and storylines. Pick a side on @Underdog.
Jane Peasent @DirtyPesntWoman
1K Followers 37 Following got dirt on me and no wife and 1 cows and im a lass now too :)
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3K Followers 143 Following Dedicated to the hidden poetry of 613/343 residers and experiencers.
Criterion Collection @Criterion
594K Followers 889 Following Since 1984, we’ve dedicated ourselves to gathering and publishing the greatest films from around the world. For our streaming service follow @criterionchannl.
DES. @destinCONRAD
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Toronto Tempo @TempoBasketball
24K Followers 55 Following Set the pace. Change the game. The @wnba in Canada.
ちぃたん☆/Chi... @chiitan7407
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onion person @CantEverDie
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239K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
alexxstation @alexxstation
6K Followers 2K Following Imperial core radical staying vigilant. Research, history, parapolitics, war, technology, conspiracy, sports, statecraft. writing + media at https://t.co/OxbMisW5aY
New York Times World @nytimesworld
2.9M Followers 770 Following Global news from The New York Times Lee en español: https://t.co/le10Ztycyn 阅读中文新闻简报: https://t.co/ToNL1447kP
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