Observant Ape @observer1534

These 50 GOP Senators just voted to merge the U.S. military with Israel’s military. Every single one of them should be tried for treason.

What the actual fuck is going on

Headquarters @HQNewsNow

15 hours ago

Mike Johnson says that the Pentagon is requesting an additional $350,000,000,000 for things like "fighting Communism on our own shores"

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In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting. Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye. I asked a woman at the store what it means. She said, "Roll Tide." I asked what it means. She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar." So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list. I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan. I heard it said at a funeral. It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day. I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword. I said it to a cashier. She said it back. I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight. He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight. Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket. I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related. I am also not claiming they are unrelated. A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan. He said, "Roll Tide." He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all. I have been in Alabama eleven days. I have one word. It has been enough for everything. I have started saying it in other states. It does not work in other states. I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around. He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to. I say it anyway.

it's actually not hard for me to believe that a closeted gay evil southerner was pretty funny

Max Raskin @maxraskin

2 days ago

I interviewed @alfranken a few years ago and he said that Lindsey Graham was the funniest senator:

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"He was gay and unmarried, leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world."

Megatron @Megatron_ron

3 days ago

🇮🇷 Iranian State TV: “The anti-Iranian U.S. Senator, Lindsey Graham, died after seeing he could not overthrow the Iranian nation. He was gay and unmarried, leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world.”

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my wife’s friend has a kid. he’s three or four. im meeting him for the first time at this street fair. the other parents are all getting food, so its just me and him. me: so… do you have any pets? him: yes. his name is rex. perfect. this is a standard way for me to get in with a kid. me: is rex a dog? him: no. me: a cat? him: no. okay. now this is interesting. bird? no. oh, i got it. you have a fish. is he a fish? no. okay. now im locked in. what animal does this kid have? oh, maybe your dad keeps reptiles. lizard? no. turtle? no. …frog? no. the other parents have been getting food. there’s a long line. a long time has already passed. but im on a quest now. i am totally absorbed into deducing what weird animal this kid has. is he rich? i don’t think so. “is rex a horse?”. “no”. what else is there? monkey? do you have a monkey at your house? no. so now im just sitting there, staring off with this three year old, who i don’t really know yet - completely vexed. snake? no. rabbit? no. does your dad keep moles or something? mole? no. …octopus? no. clam? does your dad keep some kind of clam in a tank at your house? “no.” his mom walks back over with food. i say, “hey, he’s telling me about rex.” and she says: “oh. yeah rex is our dog.”

Here's a lil fun tinfoil for ya: When you bust open the Piggy: $Teddy -Car: special purpose vehicle (SPVs) DK Butterfly 09302023 $BBBYQ - House: Fannie Mae $FNMA & Freddie Mac $FMCC -A trip to the moon: $GME From ya boi, PANG.

GameStop @gamestop

3 years ago

@Altrader7 Time to bust open the piggy 🔨 -SMRT

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Notably absent from this story is anything in the text that says "and God thought this was really cool and something you should definitely do" Judges is an entire book about how Mistakes Were Made

Anti-Abrahamic activist / Pangu @TudigongS9791

5 days ago

Daily reminder Christian’s ignore the fact Jephthah makes a vow to Yahweh for victory in battle: whatever comes out of his house first, he’ll offer as a burnt offering. It’s his daughter. He carries it out.

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🔥🔍 The new gold standard of anti-surveillance accountability just dropped 👇

We are all making jokes yeah but he definitely 100% is dead and I don’t think anyone is understand how seriously insane that is that they are keeping that from the public and operating as if he’s making calls and renovating

TMZ @TMZ

5 days ago

Mitch McConnell's D.C. home getting new flooring as he remains hospitalized.

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CNN has issued a statement to the Daily Beast regarding Scott Jennings' alleged 20-minute chat with Sen. Mitch McConnell. "As a CNN Political Commentator, Scott Jennings is not a full-time employee or journalist for the network. His account of a personal conversation with Senator McConnell reflects his experience and is not CNN reporting." Was CNN not able to verify their own political commentator's reporting?

Ah yeah… you know when your husband is in hospital, it’s the perfect time to book that contractor to come sell carpet samples… Absolutely wild. Contractor leaving McConnell’s house, had carpet and tile samples. This is all so weird.

Desirée Townsend @Cheering4Change

4 days ago

Great work @hicharliecotton looks like Elaine Chao is getting the house ready for sale. Nothing suspicious about this at all. tmz.com/2026/07/10/mit…

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🚨 BREAKING: The US SEC has removed a key legal obstacle to UBS’ crisis-resolution plan. For context: UBS inherited unclosed $GME short positions hidden in swaps from Credit Suisse and Archegos.

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Governor Bashear should announce that he will schedule a special election to fill this seat if proof of McConnell's health isn't produced publicly by Monday. This has gone on long enough

Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen

5 days ago

Breaking new video obtained by @CNN shows Mitch McConnell being carried out on a stretcher. America deserves answers now! This Republican coverup needs to stop!

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Police body cam footage in Minnesota reveals a man who reviews cars was surrounded by police because a Flock camera mistakenly said his vehicle was stolen The cameras flagged the car and the police were out looking for him, once they located him they swarmed him Just imagine if someone was do die from a police encounter became of a wrongful flock identification Flock should be federally banned. This is a massive violation of our 4th Amendment

I can think of no better argument for term limits than millions of people on social media honestly asking whether or not a sitting U.S. Senator is alive.

Mitch McConnell is reportedly brain dead. The journalist who broke his cardiac arrest is at the hospital waiting for them to move his body. Her name is Desirée Townsend. She's the independent reporter who obtained the EMS scanner audio confirming paramedics performed CPR at McConnell's D.C. home on June 14. NBC and CBS spent a week catching up to her. Yesterday she tweeted that she's physically at the hospital, that multiple sources have told her the 84-year-old senator has been declared brain dead, and that his Capitol Police detail was still there as of 3:39pm ET. Laura Loomer posted the same claim, citing a White House source. McConnell's office will not confirm or deny. They insist he is "continuing to improve." The brain-death claim is not yet verified. Here's what is. McConnell has been hospitalized for three straight weeks with no public explanation. His office has never said why he was admitted. His last vote was June 11. His wife Elaine Chao was photographed in Beijing meeting the Chinese vice president three days after her husband collapsed. She has not come home. His daughter deactivated her X account. Neighbors of his D.C. townhouse say no one has come or gone since the ambulance took him away. Not family. Not staff. Kentucky's Democratic Governor Andy Beshear says McConnell's office is not returning his calls. Now the politics. Kentucky Republicans quietly rewrote the state's succession law in 2024. If McConnell's seat opens, Beshear cannot appoint a replacement. A special election gets triggered instead. And the timing matters. If he can't finish his term after August 3, the special election just rolls into November. Before August 3, the GOP has to hold a standalone race. They’re watching the calendar. The election they're trying to avoid is the GOP's nightmare. Thomas Massie, the Republican congressman who has become one of Trump's loudest critics, would be a heavy favorite to run and split the red vote wide open. Every day they hide McConnell's condition is a day they don't have to hold that race. Whatever is actually happening in that hospital room, this is the picture from outside it: a senator who has not been seen in three weeks, a wife who left the country, a family that has gone dark, a governor being frozen out, and a party racing the clock on a succession law they wrote themselves. Townsend is still at the hospital.

If you talk to any old priest who's actually been in the game forty years they're like yes the devil is real and he prefers intelligent people, don't pray when you're angry it opens the wrong door, some saints were terrifying in person and not in a good way, certain prayers work at certain times of night and we don't know why, and never let a possessed person know you're afraid

So you’re saying Maine Democrats have less than a week to find a vetted candidate who can prove residency and shock the party as much as Platner?