OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life. Dallas, TX Joined September 2019

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

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Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

2 hours ago

@thecigarmafia They’re so rudderless. Turner is trash at SS so he’s either way dumb or the most selfish guy ever.

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If Bryce was willing to move to RF, why didn’t the Phils go get a righty 1B bat? Instead they get another GD L handed bat, move a Gold Glove caliber 2B to a lesser valued spot at 3B, then move Bohm to 1B. All because Trea Turner refuses to move off SS, where he’s a tire fire.

97.5 The Fanatic @975TheFanatic

7 hours ago

Who does Trea Turner think he is refusing to move from SS? #phillies @BillColarulo @rickybottalico 📸 Emilee Chinn/Getty Images

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

2 hours ago

Ran out of time? Did they not know today was the deadline?

Jayson Stark @jaysonst

3 hours ago

The Phillies made a minor-league trade at the buzzer. RHP Seth Johnson to the A’s for outfielder Colby Thomas. But ran out of time shopping for one more starter or reliever.

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Philly Nation @Philly__Nation

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Another hindsight 20/20 tweet from me but it’s just hilarious, so they were going all in on Bichette back in January. They wanted him, they thought they had it done, and it would’ve left them with what the current situation is with their infield maneuvers. They got played with Bichette and then there was no pivot to try to find what else was possibly out there. They just brought back JT and went on about their offseason with a run back just with a different one-year deal outfielder essentially. You know who was still available after Bichette played them? Luis Arraez, who signed three weeks later for $12 million… Nope, didn’t want to do that back in February, why would you, right? Let’s just play out the season that you obviously didn’t think you had enough in the lineup, because why would you be in serious talks to sign a bat for likely $30ish million AAV? So now fast forward to the deadline. You have probably the worst lineup in the sport. Shocker. And what do you do to fix it? Let’s trade this 20 year old stud starting pitcher that has made a huge jump in development in the last calendar year and is on the hot list to be a top 100 prospect in a year for 6.5 weeks of Luis Arraez! Genius. This is not a prospect huger tweet. Prospects will always break your heart. But it’s yet another example of why this front office fucking sucks. This one is worse, but it’s sort of like last year with Bader. You should’ve been signing a guy like Harrison Bader for years. He’s what they needed, and instead of just signing him, you have to trade Hendry Mendez who is tracking to be a boardline top 100 guy if he isn’t called up by the end of the year that you just had to move for 6.5 weeks of Bader. It’s every trade deadline. Trading Lee for Lorenzen. Ben Brown for Robertson. All of this shit adds up is what I’m saying. They lose in the margins on everything. Trades, signings, on the field, and with contracts. Been screaming about it from the mountain tops for years.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

2 hours ago

@Phillies I mean start making the rings right

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

3 hours ago

These brain dead trades & that dogshit first inning has me pissed off at the players, the front office, maybe even John Kruk and The Phanatic. I’m blackpilling hard on this team.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

3 hours ago

@monkeyfartmike @Phillies All because Turner and his 18 errors won’t move off SS.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

5 hours ago

He’s trying so hard to get back to those truly elite levels of trolling like back in 2018. This is solid work, but it’s closer to Willie Mays on the Mets type stuff.

Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins

7 hours ago

“Any country with windmills is a loser,” President Trump says.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

5 hours ago

@jarvis_best He’s on a heater today. Truly impressive stuff.

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Flappr @flapprdotnet

5 hours ago

Sophie Cunningham: "Women's sports should be for women" WNBA Fans:

Flappr @flapprdotnet

6 hours ago

Welp.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

6 hours ago

This would have been my follow up to Mattingly.

Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL

7 hours ago

Don Mattingly when asked about any consideration of moving Trea Turner from SS. “Zero.” #Phillies

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

10 hours ago

@TXFounderJ Meh, it would be good vibes but they don’t need another 34 year old guy on the downside of his career. They’re loaded with them already.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

10 hours ago

Gotta believe the Phillies are shopping Bohm & prospects around for a starting pitcher. It would be nuts to not do it after acquiring Arraez.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

10 hours ago

It’s not like riding a bike or anything, but there’s no reason that Turner to RF should be off the table. He’s an atrocious SS. Give a week or two to work on it then do it.

SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP

11 hours ago

Luis Arraez will play second base for the Phillies, according to @JonHeyman. Heyman adds Phillies' "first choice appears to be" Bryson Stott to third base, Alec Bohm to first base and Bryce Harper to right field. 👀 Trea Turner stays at shortstop.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

11 hours ago

Trea Turner better get ready for right field.

Jeff Passan @JeffPassan

12 hours ago

BREAKING: The Philadelphia Phillies are acquiring second baseman Luis Arraez in a trade with the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.

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OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy

13 hours ago

My favorite part is when she said “library card” super fast so that you may miss the fact that they’ll need ID to shop in the store. Need an ID for lettuce. Not for voting. NYC deserves everything that’s gonna happen to it.