Parenthood is so unpredictable. You can be having a good morning when all of a sudden, the whole day is ruined by a very specific McQueen car that decided to go missing overnight.
Me: How was your day at school today, buddy? What did you do?
7, from wake-up to bedtime: Fine. Good. I forget.
7, being tucked into bed: Mommy, where do zombies go when they die? Why are carrots crunchy? Do monkeys know how to peel bananas? What do colours smell like?
5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
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