Tired Working Mom @WorkingMom86
Mother of Boys. Drinker of Coffee. Proud to be part of the @luvpugfdn 🐾 twitter.com/search?src=typ… Boston, MA Joined November 2012-
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Google maps: You've arrived. Me: *fluffs hair* I know! Right?
ADHD is basically just rotating through various states of “stuck” • stuck doing absolutely nothing • stuck researching my latest obsession • stuck staring at my phone • stuck cleaning everything in sight • stuck waiting for a meeting to start (in 3 hours)
omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions
“Oh this bitch is getting lit tonightttt” -me, talking about my fall scented candle
There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES
In a solo concurring opinion, Thomas says the court should reconsider rulings that protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage. That's what they're coming for next.
Abortion care IS health care. It was so before this. And it will remain so after this. We don’t care what a far-right extremist Supreme Court that is in a crisis of legitimacy says. Your racist, sexist, classist ruling won’t stop us from accessing the care we need.
That which doesn't kill me just delays the inevitable.
I'm no Avenger or anything and I hate people but my split second reaction would be to help kids in danger
Every country has mental illness and yet we are the only country with mass shootings like this. So quit trying to pretend like the two are automatically linked.
I have felt sick to my stomach since dropping my kids off at school. It was very hard to convince my 10 year old he would be safe when I’m not convinced of it myself. Fuck your guns.
“I am sick and tired of it” -@JoeBiden says while refusing to end the filibuster to pass gun control laws
One of the hardest things about being a parent is having to tell your kids that things will be okay when you yourself are not so sure.
Adulthood is when the demons under the bed move into your head
@leftarmisme My husband bought a small stool for me to carry around the house as needed 🤣
I knew we were fucked when people thought that 5G caused covid
Maybe the grass only looks greener on the other side because they're using astroturf.
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