The Enigma @pasival07
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. Planet Earth Joined August 2012-
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BREAKING: Egypt leader says no ties with Israel until Palestine occupation ends 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/jzhidm?update=…
Kenya's government plans to use more than Sh1 trillion held by SACCOs to help finance major development projects through the National Infrastructure Fund. The move is set to be backed by the new Cooperatives Bill.
Hii summertides is Kenya's version of nyege nyege festival in Uganda.
Hyo summer tides ikiendelea for the next five years mtabreed a very dangerous variant of kaswende hamjawahi Ona.Ju sharp boys wa Eldy wanakuja na ile kaswende yao inatoa nywele hadi kwa makwapa,halafu watu wa Agwambo wakuje na Jakadala ile inakulanga kichwa ya mrija halafu sasa
Not only choking in debt but some critical functions of government are paralysed because of lack of funds.
@Realkangethe Fortunately for the perpetrators the victims and their families forgave them and said let bygones be bygones.
Gate keeping
I have never understood why some people usually have a problem when an additional medical school is open. We are in a country where many doctors are so worried about having another doctor from a different school, ‘mine is the best’. There are currently more than 158 accredited
After seeing how the heatwave in Europe is killing people, I now understand why every race hates black people.
@pasival07 Through medical evaluation/ tests.... - Lifestyle....diets, sodium intake, substance use (alcohol/ stimulants) etc... - Cholesterol/ triglycerides/ glucose levels - Underlying health issues e.g kidney disease, diabetes etc - Hormonal disorders - Age - Genetics
One day in the late 1990s, despot Museveni, seized by a dynastic fervour familiar to monarchs, caudillos, and other hereditary enthusiasts masquerading as republicans, became determined that his gronk son, Muhoozi Kainerugaba, should attend Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst. He, on advice of Salim Saleh, grabbed a telephone and called the British High Commissioner, who agreed to discuss the matter over dinner. Between the butternut squash soup and the diplomatic pleasantries, the envoy with a large-sharp pointed open nose and big protruding lips and ginger hair laid bare the requirements for admission to the Royal Military Academy, among them an assessment of intellectual aptitude(IQ and EQ Tests). Museveni agreed. He held his elephantine bummed son in high regard, intellectual regard. When the results returned, the envoy telephoned Museveni, who happened to be in the company of Dr Ruhakana Rugunda, and delivered a verdict of such catastrophic proportions that it entered the realm of political fable. The young heir, he reported, possessed quotients so picayune and so distressingly parsimonious that admission to Sandhurst would be impossible. They simply could not permit such a deficit of cognitive endowment to enter the profession of arms. Results showed that he had an IQ of 61.8 and a severely deprived EQ. Museveni, either failing to grasp the implications of the report or distracted by the innumerable conflagrations then occupying his attention, from Rwanda to D.R.Congo and beyond, turned to Ndugu Rugunda and repeated the figures. Rugunda, a physician and therefore professionally acquainted with the consequences of diminished cognitive capacity, burst into laughter and exclaimed in Runyakitara: "Honashi mutabani waawe kayine IQ nkey'entaama ninga ekiyenje." Loosely translated, "My dear friend, your son appears to possess the intellectual endowment of a sheep or a cockroach." Museveni was, naturally, apoplectic. That a former hairy UPC poor youth, elevated by revolutionary fortune into the exalted fraternity of the NRM, could exhibit such unconcealed schadenfreude was, in his estimation, an act of ideological treachery and desecration of ‘nduguship’ (brotherhood). Enraged, he immediately summoned the envoy once more to the State House for yet another dinner. As with many things in postcolonial politics, persistence, proximity to power, and repeated meals eventually achieved what merit, aptitude, and institutional procedure supposedly could not. A year later, Muhoozi found himself admitted to the Royal Military Academy, farting together with the privileged British. Rabodabo style like the one that catapulted me to exile without a passport. Fast forward to 2026, and the broader parable, at least in the minds of its raconteurs, appears complete. Here stands a GMO general whose elevation owes less to martial accomplishment than to the immutable biological fact of paternity. Installed atop the formal military hierarchy by virtue of filial geography rather than battlefield distinction, he has become the embodiment of hereditary republicanism's inevitable absurdity. What a useless nincompoop! Rukirabashaija
Donald Trump told Axios he could “eliminate everyone” there, but that “there would be no one left to negotiate with.” Talks were then paused until after the funeral, with both sides reportedly agreeing not to fire during the proceedings. The implication is chilling: even after paragraph one of the MOU committed to ending the war, Trump was still publicly entertaining the elimination of Iran’s leadership once the funerals were over. That is not diplomacy. It is proof that his word cannot be trusted.
My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.
Grock
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Are foreigners entitled to free and compulsory basic education in Kenya?
I don’t care much for the increased Burundian presence in Kenya. Where I’m concerned is seeing child workers selling tea, coffee and groundnuts. I’d they are going to live here they must follow the laws of the land. Here our children of school going age must be in class.
John Mbadi: Suba has never had a tarmac road since 2015, not even a single one. It was recently that we got one, only 7 km. But now with we have managed to have over 21km from last year. Jeff Koinange: Who was the MP for Suba all that time? John Mbadi: Mbadi. Jeff Koinange: Thank you
@pasival07 The doctor can narrow down. If one doesn’t have fat around their belly and exercises most days, doesn’t smoke or take alcohol, the doctor should take time to search for an underlying cause.
North America was not a White man's country, it belonged to the Red Indians who were not only conquered by the European invaders but were completely wiped out; just like the aborigines in Australia.
Doesn't the Bible say thou shalt not kill? Have you asked @realDonaldTrump and @SecWar Peter Hegseth why they killed Khamenei?
I am a bit disappointed how the Quran has been treated during the burial of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Doesn't the Quran prescribe immediate burial for every muslim?
Grok should become Croak
The country is officially under MARTIAL LAW.
If at all you have evidence to convict @kizzabesigye1 , why are you blocking him from preparing his defense? Why are you abducting his lawyers? Why deported lead counsel and illegally declare her persona non grata? Why attempt to hide witnesses?
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