Reed College Complaints (Not Affiliated) @problems_reed
Posts complaints about Reed, with which it's not affiliated. Report shit Reed does in the form in bio. No complaint too petty! Complaints not endorsed by editor docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… Portland, OR Joined February 2021-
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this account is going on indefinite hiatus bc i am overwhelmed w personal stuff rn (hence why i have not posted in many moons) good luck to you all this summer 💖
editor's note: i (a trans person) read this as being t4t, not chasery, but that's definitely a valid interpretation :)
#46 4/8/2021 0:14:02 notably the chasery as fuck "trans is hot <3" is very blatantly unerased. idc if 'twas originally meant as a t4t thing; the implicit support of it by the cis fuckasses of the reed administration is skeevy as all hell
#45 2021-05-06 graffiti removal update AZIZ DID NOTHING WRONG, near salmon bridge - only Aziz's name was erased. So now we know their problem isn't with the graffiti itself :o) :o) :o)
[...] Presumably because they don't know what it means. This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it. :o) 4/4
[...] - tranarchy symbols, sometimes. Maybe has to do with tour routes? Not removed (yet): - hearts framing YOU ARE OWED VENGEANCE, near salmon bridge - "remember to drink water", outside Trillium - "take the blue pill", gravel shortcut. [...] 3/4
#44 4/6/2021 18:24:58 patterns in chalk & graffiti removal Campus Security, Admin Removed: - IM QUEER and several responses, Naito. - TRANS POWER, anywhere. - YOU ARE OWED VENGEANCE, near salmon bridge. - DIVEST, on salmon bridge. [...] 1/4
if you submit more complaints like that, i will not post them.
hi all, i deleted a post that i initially thought was someone mocking people complaining about graffiti removal. this account vehemently opposed to erasure of trans people at reed and thinks that graff removal people are bootlickers, even if they're "just doing their jobs"
editor's note: removed a word that could be construed as ableist
#43 4/4/2021 22:40:26 campus *is* virulently cracking down on pro-trans messages this isn't a scientific test, but i put "black trans lives matter" on a few of the eggs stickers; those in particular got removed swiftly after
#42 4/4/2021 22:39:12 sth i missed: share is still referred to as sapr everywhere there is forever going to be a posterboard declaring that sapr is in the midst of becoming share if nobody's going to edit the fucking embossed, non-correction-tapable sign to reflect the new name
[...] hell, there's exit signs for a reason, and it's probably a violation of some sort of safety code for those to not be powered. 2/2
#41 4/4/2021 22:35:33 the tent was dark because nobody bothered to reset the lamppost GFCI facilities services? one of the outlets *is* broken for unrelated reasons, but thr damned commons tent was dark for like a week and nobody gave enough of a shit to do anything. [...] 1/2
editor's note: my first thought is it isn't malicious intent, but rather a lack of care towards queer/low-ses students (a kind of violence in itself), although the vigor with which the school has suppressed pro-trans messages around campus might suggest otherwise
[...] that the signage is wrong. kinda suspicious that the two places affected are the pride center and the community pantry; if i was one to promote conspiracy theories, this would be an action which goes out of its way to suppress lgbt and low ses folks 2/2
#40 4/2/2021 19:15:24 they fucking replaced the signs with incorrect versions Again whomstdve ever owns the vinyl cutter used for GCC signage i've gone and fixed it with correction tape, but for fuck's sake. the administration seems to actively be trying to ensure [...] 1/2
editor's note: stem at this hell-school is ridiculously inaccessible, especially for folks with mental health issues or marginalized identities. that's it, there isn't a joke here
[...] what pushed me over my limit, and i had to drop the course for mental health reasons. 2/2
#39 4/2/2021 19:10:03 the software used for intro bio makes me want to die yes, for real. it not only doesn't run on anything outside of windows (that i can expect) but also has a fixed window size and aspect ratio. this on top of other pandemic stressors was [...] 1/2
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