®abbitinski @rabbitinski
Severely average. Project all your positive traits onto me in this space. twitter.com/search/?q=%28r… Joined October 2009-
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Before this, I couldn’t say I’ve ever seen 70 million people so utterly fail a test at the same time but here we are.
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Belated Happy Middle Child Day to all who aren’t celebrated.
Not to get political but my vote is going to whichever candidate vows to make July 5th the National Day of Silence.
It doesn’t matter if likes are hidden now, maybe 3 people will read this so it’s not like I’ll need Scooby’s help to solve that mystery.
Desperate for a community as uninterested in making new friends as I am.
Apparently Rule 34 applies to the legal system as well as the internet.
You know you’ve been together for a while when you can tell the time by which way they’re snoring.
Learned to play cribbage tonight because I know the value of investing in anachronisms.
Time neither marches nor rolls along. Time doesn’t shift or flow in a poetic way. Time stalks.
The age-old question: Is it clarity or sleep derivation?
You’d think the simulation designers could have come up with a better solution that to just tack on a fake extra day. Pretty shoddy work tbh
I haven’t completely lost my mind yet but I refuse to give up.
Still seeking a way to monetize my nihilism without running for office.
Some of you grew up never having to wait at a train crossing and it shows.
You can fold paper money into an origami bird but you can’t train it to become a homing pigeon.
@RiotGrlErin @meantomyself @Tobi_Is_Fab x.com/rabbitinski/st…
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Of course I can give myself a compliment; I am very good at denying myself happiness.
Auto-induced panic attacks are less a hobby than an ethos.
Heard just a snippet of Colorado Christmas while out shopping. It was an itty bitty Nitty Gritty.
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Mikey from Canarsie. ... @mikeym00n
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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @PickleRudd
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