Jason Sweeney @sween
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper sween.carbonmade.com Toronto, Ontario, Canada Joined November 2007-
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@RossFloate "i". A self-absorbed kombucha-brewing singer-songwriter of a letter.
@RossFloate I believe you are thinking of Robert Pine.
I’m still not clear on what superpowers The Reverse Cowgirl has.
I took my wife on her dream vacation for her birthday and she just told me the Trump verdict is the best gift she could have ever gotten. Thanks.
How soon until we see a T-shirt that says “REAL MEN ARE GUILTY”?
@jellybeansprez @damselesque It was the perfect cherry on the top. 😂
This is where I would normally show you the drawing I made for my wife’s birthday. But there isn’t one this year. Because this year for her birthday, she thought it would be fun to go to Edinburgh.
But there is no one I would rather sacrifice my body and soul for than this woman. Happy Birthday, @damselesque. Let’s wear our feet to bloody nubs together forever.
And thus my body and brain are broken. So she’s just gonna have to wait for her drawing.
katie @katefeetie
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John Gruber @gruber
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Tim Siedell @badbanana
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katie @katefeetie
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John Gruber @gruber
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lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
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donni saphire @donni
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Alison Agosti @AlisonAgosti
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Tim Siedell @badbanana
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Possible Spam @rsmallbone
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Uncle Dynamite @UncleDynamite
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Amy Jane Gruber @AmyJane
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