Pablo Diablo @ralph_maple
just hanging with your mom twitter.com/search?q=from%… Golden Ho Saloon Joined July 2019-
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I'm not dead, sorry to disappoint y'all
I teeter between fuck this shit and let’s fuck this shit up.
First rule of not looking like a dumb fuck: How car manufacturers are changing the way we switch gears, always make sure you know how to put a new car in neutral when going to a car wash....
I’m awake, shouldn’t be, but I am
I'm Aquarius, I don't have shit to prove I already know
for an angel, she's a hot, hot mess
Spending 100 dollars a week on gas like some kind of millionaire
Seething and loathing all by yourself, darling?
If you bitch about the cold then the heat, just know that I despise you. Pick a lane
If your ass hangs out your shorts I'm going to be biting it
At least we'll never run out of stuff to complain about
Today sounds like a great day for the art museum and a coffee.
Same.
I smell like coconut and the best bad decision you’ll ever make.
cherry kisses, tongue of fire.
You haven't professed your love for me in a while, guess I'll have to kidnap you.
Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99
35K Followers 24K Following I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
17K Followers 7K Following
☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
19K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut... @_indica_sky
56K Followers 2K Following • half girl • half prophecy • raised in captivity •
JustElliot @JustElliot2
3K Followers 2K Following At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”
𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞�... @TheSoulShadow
33K Followers 21K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧 47. Dad. Veteran . MBA . Depression . PTSD . Capricorn. Espresso. Cigars. Scotch. Poetry. Gators. Published Poetry Books https://t.co/MiZkEP4ReZ
Granite Man 🏴�... @GraniteDhuine
24K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
✮ 🍓 ⋆ 𝒶𝓃... @good_vibes_girl
96K Followers 4K Following 🐍 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life https://t.co/wFwdF2GcC4
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Bartholomew Jackson @N_Doemostmuted
10K Followers 4K Following Laugh, joke and talk my shit...You can argue with yourself.....#RaiderNation #Lakeshow #Dodgers
Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart
4K Followers 2K Following If you don't hit this blunt you'll regret it.. Maybe not today.. Maybe not tomorrow.. But soon & for the rest of your life *PARODY*
FFS Gregggggg @thecanadianeh
3K Followers 2K Following I'll poop at your house. Unpopular. Unloveable. Unavailable. Too cheap to verify. There aren't enough characters available to tell everyone on this app to fuc
🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75
5K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’11 I love dirt track racing ❤️love music, nature! Did I mention that I’m a pyro 🧨 NO DM’s! I’m Taken!
Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12
233 Followers 1K Following Lifelong learner. Government Hack. Nobody here can dance like me.
4\°.•):✧:(•.°... @TyphonOrder8998
333 Followers 2K Following 👽💭🪬🧡💚🧬🍄🐝🐦🔥🦂🐉🌟⛩️55/77/99 @Akraeoth @OnyxOrder7119 @GoldSnake556
Slappy @Slapmemam
2K Followers 2K Following
JJ Ross 2.0 @jjrossreaders
180 Followers 97 Following Don't mind the sailor mouth...it came with the seabag. If you've seen my titties, no you haven't 😏
CLS @Lovemycurves_
1K Followers 277 Following Here to show you my curves💋 Not new here. please don't DM me I'm not interested.
Lynette Smith @LynetteBrownd
2K Followers 4K Following
Shiloh Bree @ShilohsCookin
287 Followers 817 Following Just my page to record my cooking journey. Come get spicy 🌶️. DM me ideas, fave cook books or recipes. 29.
¸.•♥blushingfair... @blushingfairy1
4K Followers 6K Following ❤️*¨*•.¸¸♡¸¸.•*¨*• ❤️ I belong to the fairy world come join me in my journey to fairy gardens and fairy portals , Enjoy My Magical DIGITAL DIARY💖 ❌️ NO DMS❌️
Dan Bremer @dannybrems
139 Followers 5K Following
Giddy up, Bitch! @GiddyUp_Bitch
51 Followers 33 Following Welcome to our fake podcast. We’re here to make the bitches giddy. Ran by Stereo and Miriel.
Mr T 🇨🇦 🏒 �... @markthomas65
1K Followers 2K Following 🇨🇦 Canadian, outdoors, hockey, family, fueled by laughter, positivity and good music #leafsforever #bluejays #sicknotweak #youarenotalone
you already know @DrinkingDad_2
410 Followers 367 Following Formerly @DrinkingDad. Old cars, cool stuff, outlaw country, sometimes clever Tweets (yes, Tweets). Please use Your and You’re correctly. I once got a “like”.
Taco @dirtlife89
568 Followers 823 Following Iowa back to Wisconsin, you know me. This place is still a dump.
ThatNerdierGirl @itsmeleeleed
2K Followers 777 Following Rebuilding what was one of the greatest accounts on Twitter. Still have great boobs. Still will steal your hoodie. Still making bigots cry
Tex the White @hardspiral
601 Followers 400 Following I’m like if a meeting that coulda been an email was a person
C 🇨🇦 @SelfInFocus
1K Followers 590 Following Chief cat wrangler / Coffee connoisseur / Horror Enthusiast https://t.co/X6bw0W4VvG
SpecialKimtamine™ �... @LorazeKim
3K Followers 2K Following Villianous. HulaHoop champ. Cancer Warrior. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. GenX. Rude motherfucker. Pronouns are: try/me. 🚫DM 🔞 #FuckCancer
Fifi @PepperChaos
21 Followers 32 Following Follow me into the darkness. I like to share strange things I find along the way. DM for credit.
ℝ𝕠ℝ𝕠 𝟙.�... @RolandoTaCoS
8K Followers 8K Following “Find what you love and let it kill you” NSFW | BDSM | mdni | ༺♡༻
Lupé Mancillas @lupe_manci88144
67 Followers 698 Following Bovine University Alumni Doctor-It @ Wassamatta U.
Brenda☀️🚀 @brendameS23
25 Followers 349 Following Shy till proven otherwise 😊 | Jovial vibes only 🌟 | Crybaby extraordinaire 😭 | Spreading good vibes & sass ✨ tiktok : https://t.co/ilpaxXSOjJ
Sandra Heekie @HeekieSand72880
8 Followers 206 Following
Ray🩸🥀 @SeDiceNElBarrio
4K Followers 3K Following ×Hi, Friend! ✨🌃 |Experimental Writer & Moon Lover✨🌕|Bookworm 📚♥️|Vampire & Horror Enthusiast ⚰️🩸🥀| Too weird to live, too rare to die🖋️📜 𓌹*♰*𓌺
Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99
35K Followers 24K Following I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
17K Followers 7K Following
☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
19K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut... @_indica_sky
56K Followers 2K Following • half girl • half prophecy • raised in captivity •
SneezingWithWetMascar... @WetMascara
18K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
JustElliot @JustElliot2
3K Followers 2K Following At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”
Granite Man 🏴�... @GraniteDhuine
24K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 3K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortem
✮ 🍓 ⋆ 𝒶𝓃... @good_vibes_girl
96K Followers 4K Following 🐍 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life https://t.co/wFwdF2GcC4
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Bartholomew Jackson @N_Doemostmuted
10K Followers 4K Following Laugh, joke and talk my shit...You can argue with yourself.....#RaiderNation #Lakeshow #Dodgers
NG🇨🇦🚜 @Northerngent4
13K Followers 6K Following I’m here to share laughs. rarely serious. friend, father and husband. It’s your body do what you want.Co-creator of #BitchSyrup, I’m soUrry.
Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart
4K Followers 2K Following If you don't hit this blunt you'll regret it.. Maybe not today.. Maybe not tomorrow.. But soon & for the rest of your life *PARODY*
J 🌹 @Today_June_says
5K Followers 4K Following Welcome to Junetown. Avi is me or Aeon Flux. 🚫maga, taken💍gen x,health, wellness, fitness
🌻🌹𝕮𝕵🌹�... @Its__CJ__
8K Followers 5K Following
CHIPLE, CHULA Y CABRO... @Chicanatravels
9K Followers 4K Following “Ni Santa, Ni Puta” 🌎 🧳 ✈️ & Eat 🌮 when I can ! Retired 22 yr SEL U.S. NAVY SENIOR CHIEF 🌟 🌊⚓️🐾 ❤️Lived In 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇷🇳🇬 🇵🇪
Slappy @Slapmemam
2K Followers 2K Following
JJ Ross 2.0 @jjrossreaders
180 Followers 97 Following Don't mind the sailor mouth...it came with the seabag. If you've seen my titties, no you haven't 😏
CLS @Lovemycurves_
1K Followers 277 Following Here to show you my curves💋 Not new here. please don't DM me I'm not interested.
Shiloh Bree @ShilohsCookin
287 Followers 817 Following Just my page to record my cooking journey. Come get spicy 🌶️. DM me ideas, fave cook books or recipes. 29.
Lubna @lullaby4444
4K Followers 2K Following OB/GYN Doctor | xo | catch mee if you can 🐇🃏👁🗨 |♍️| 🫀☠️🔪 |🇷🇺🇵🇸| peace-t🔪|📍🇩🇪
💘Kattalways(pastic... @KattAlways
349 Followers 356 Following ...Keep Going! Mysterious Real Person, NOT subtweeting you!
Kamille🦢 @VeiledJoy
1K Followers 952 Following ⟢ Old soul, toddler mom, Católica †, monarchist, history lover, rainy day enjoyer, perpetual student | 🇵🇷 🇪🇸 | ‘91 | 🪻📖🐚🗺️
Nacho Mama 🐈 🐈�... @Convokid22
2K Followers 1K Following Just trying to find joy and avoid chaos. Mom. Former Teacher. I ❤️ my cat. Known on IG as montana7girl
Doctor Facepalm @DoctorFacepalm
4K Followers 3K Following Opinionated bloviator, but w/ a certain insouciant charm. ➡️Str8 ⬅️ AI-free. Solo dad. 41+. Pearls for swine. Coffee ☕️😍
Giddy up, Bitch! @GiddyUp_Bitch
51 Followers 33 Following Welcome to our fake podcast. We’re here to make the bitches giddy. Ran by Stereo and Miriel.
Tex the White @hardspiral
601 Followers 400 Following I’m like if a meeting that coulda been an email was a person
ThatNerdierGirl @itsmeleeleed
2K Followers 777 Following Rebuilding what was one of the greatest accounts on Twitter. Still have great boobs. Still will steal your hoodie. Still making bigots cry
SpecialKimtamine™ �... @LorazeKim
3K Followers 2K Following Villianous. HulaHoop champ. Cancer Warrior. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. GenX. Rude motherfucker. Pronouns are: try/me. 🚫DM 🔞 #FuckCancer
Fifi @PepperChaos
21 Followers 32 Following Follow me into the darkness. I like to share strange things I find along the way. DM for credit.
𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔥 ... @SerahKoruya
13K Followers 2K Following 29 • uk • she/her • taken ♡ - creator/cosplayer - simon ‘ghost’ riley & ghostface enthusiast. treat me! - https://t.co/Y6JaqwVoww
Ray🩸🥀 @SeDiceNElBarrio
4K Followers 3K Following ×Hi, Friend! ✨🌃 |Experimental Writer & Moon Lover✨🌕|Bookworm 📚♥️|Vampire & Horror Enthusiast ⚰️🩸🥀| Too weird to live, too rare to die🖋️📜 𓌹*♰*𓌺
Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
-•▪︎ 𝙼 ▪�... @ABaby183
17K Followers 684 Following Controversial Photographer. Muse. Art. Occasional Writer and Poet @withinwhile Connect 💙 more ➠ https://t.co/3WtOzrxFVn
Bandits @FeedBandits
3K Followers 3K Following
Weather Goddess⚡️... @Colombiana2691
36K Followers 20K Following 🇨🇴/🇰🇷/🇩🇴/Bonita/100%ME/In my own world/Loving🩶🩷/Sweetheart / Loca/ 6'4 Goddess 👸🏾👼🏾
Charles Bukowski Lega... @Bukowskiquot
113K Followers 3 Following The legacy of Charles Bukowski lives on. Fan tribute. Not affiliated with Bukowski or his estate. Supporting @poetryfound.
Aphelion @aaphelionn
992 Followers 1K Following A place for my thoughts so they don't rot in my head.
Jennifer @Draven1683
5K Followers 2K Following Sports nut, TV junkie, music lover, opinionated fount of useless info & pop culture references. 🇨🇦🇵🇹🇮🇹
𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞�... @lunaxstereo
285 Followers 289 Following Mellow. Funky. Emotional.✨Taken and happy.♥️ ”May I be Latina in every lifetime.”🇭🇳 https://t.co/1lXRmHNNXJ
🖤🥀𝔘𝔯 𝔇... @MarieJuana6985
9K Followers 1K Following 🖤🥀 Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway 🥀🖤 @___SPAZ___ the Yin to my Yang ☯️ @midniteMagiC79 The Peas 🫛 my carrots 🥕
Maggie ✨🇨🇦 @MagsIsCookin
4K Followers 955 Following 🇨🇦 Tea Goddess…I cook stuff up for a living. 💜 I hate mushrooms but I’m hella funny. I like the @bluejays
Her Highness Mindy �... @JailbirdMJ
9K Followers 1K Following ❤️Married MILF 🍃Definitely High 🚫So Not Interested




















































