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Failed actor born from a line of failed actors. Increasingly uprooted and strange. Pursuing normal functional unhappiness. raphshirley.com London Joined October 2009-
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My tattoos are like a Mr Bean plot. It started with a small almost unnoticeable error and in trying to correct that first one escalated into a farcical disaster.
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Truly Eccentric Life Choices (TELC).
There are more sexual categories than there are individuals simply due to trivial set theory.
Film plot: a married woman reveals to her husband that she has taken a lover but following a series of discoveries he begins to suspect she is lying.
The literary interest in murder derives from its primal status with regard to the law.
Marxian investment strategies.
When learning a language there are broadly three types of parallel text available: poetry, philosophy, and pornography.
Never ask someone to tell you a secret unless you have a strong stomach.
They do not give Oscars to comedies because giving a comedian an award reveals the contradiction.
Misery kills the mood.
Religion is popular culture that got out of hand.
The skull tattoo is the model of all culture — the contradictory image of death on the living flesh.
True statements are irritating. But all statements claim to be true.
The culture presents itself as the unconscious and is necessarily opposite to the production process both in general and of itself.
Which faction stands on which side of the debate? Which faction is it possible and useful to be aligned with?
Images for leisure must be images of leisure.
Material antagonism cannot be expressed in text because it makes an implicit claim to reason.
We're both confused but I know that I'm confused.
Intellectualism is disgusting because the universal necessarily includes the repulsive.
Winning arguments is anti-intellectual.
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