crustacean @ripnotkellan

what matters most to me about obsession is that it shows the dangers of never meeting other people or leaving ur alabama hometown. lotta people at moms basement could learn from this

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

3 days ago

@feralcarolll give me 20 years i'm pulling it out with my cardigan bc the kids won't know it was from zumiez

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

3 days ago

ate all the ice cream what the fuck are u gonna do about it

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

3 days ago

james said i look like him

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

4 days ago

can't stop eating ice cream it's the only thing that feels good

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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69

5 days ago

To all of my British friends overheating: help is on the way from your old rival Uncle Sam

Dexerto @Dexerto

6 days ago

Mountain Dew's Baja Blast has officially launched in the UK The drink is available at Taco Bell restaurants following a limited early rollout in London

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

4 days ago

and i get to walk by it to go to wawa

1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive

3 weeks ago

Thomas Jefferson rents an upstairs apartment at 700 Market Street, Philadelphia, so that he can write a “Declaration of Independence.”

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

4 days ago

@clitlord77 the day he died i swear to god i blocked 800 people on tumblr bc of how awful they were being to anyone who mourned him it was a madhouse i can't believe its still happening

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

5 days ago

liking $140 tshirts on depop just for the love of the game

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

5 days ago

i sat it out n did worksheets in the hall while everyone else dissected the frogs. not on my watch

Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL

6 days ago

People who went to high school: Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

5 days ago

@JosieMarcellino livestream of me pissing for the 8th time today

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

6 days ago

@cemeteryfIowers i pray to god it's the same person i saw vacuuming the sidewalk on market

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

6 days ago

@animecrosser right!! i haven't used aluminum in like 8 years now and haven't had any issues idk what they're smelling but it's not us

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crustacean @ripnotkellan

6 days ago

aluminum in deodorant makes my armpits itch n burn n i didn't think that was weird until i was in my 20s n i was like oh u know how deodorant hurts and my friend said wtf no

I’ve always wondered where people got the idea that aluminum deodorant caused cancer. There’s been endless studies and research showing that there’s no increased risk, but the idea still seems to remain strong. But I’ve never understood where it came from in the first place.