Megan Goetz @MegGoetzMoney
She/Her. Contributes to @mcsweeneys @reductress, and more. Host of Real Chills podcast and Their Stories. Went through a unicorn phase in college. Philadelphia, PA Joined March 2012-
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Not my headline but LMAO so good.
Woman Waiting Until Election to Decide if She Going to Thanksgiving This Year: ow.ly/73PF50TZFRa
@Veiw_News Hey, why post this? Did Charles give you permission? If not, this is a pretty gross way to try and get some views.
When people ask me how wedding planning is going
*at baseball game* Fiance: that guy on the braves is my fantasy catcher Me: he's my fantasy catcher as well Fiance: really, from the Braves? Me: oh yeah he'd need to be pretty brave
@andylame2 It took me a second but I did laugh lmao
@detroitplair I love the headlines they pick for my face 😂
Not my headline, but still my face 😂
Early Retirement? This Woman Is Unemployed: ow.ly/IPZL50SkoEM
Wondering if Bridgerton makes only children that watch the show happy or sad that they don't have 8 siblings worth of tea to witness in their life.
The second a crystal tower is big enough, the photos seem threatening
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That’s the music that Kelce needed to hear to activate his haircut. Watch how he balls out in the second half
I've never felt so old and so alive at the same time
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Wow! This Woman's First Words After Waking Up From a Coma Were 'Five More Minutes': ow.ly/9aUe50HeIia
@KarenDeBonis It is a bummer every time! I'm sorry you went through it. Hoping the next one sells out 🤞
Every comedian has hundreds of these....the no-show comedy show.
Every author has to have one...the no-show book talk. It's a bummer.
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the most "UNHAND ME" opossum hiss ever hissed
Every author has to have one...the no-show book talk. It's a bummer.
This was so much fun!! Give it a listen!
Check out last night's episode with @MegGoetzMoney and @danny_getz as we talk ghosts and some of the crappier NBA city editions. And as always, the news! youtube.com/live/jZitxAWmd…
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