RoboMam @robomam

Im me. Crap at Minecraft , Part time streamer, full time Mam, Auntie and Granma. I despise inequality and make a mean cow pie. RTs? Because I can. twitch.tv/mewsli Caroleworld :) Joined December 2009

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RoboMam @robomam

21 hours ago

@UKFootyBible Hes a German National, behave with your divisive yapping.

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When Clarkson said NHS nurses should be shot dead, or Gordon Brown was a one eyed idiot or used the N word he was hailed as a comic genius and millions roared with laughter. The same people are now enraged because I said Farage will try to use Widdecombe's death for his own ends.

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@mp_mork @TheMeldrew I snottered my tea reading the above. Twice !

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@KevlarHannah Rather than Farage

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@GoodwinMJ Huh? Behave .

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@mp_mork @TheMeldrew Shes not even a two bagger . ( one bag for your head when hers falls off )

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@KTHopkins @owenjonesjourno And you wouldn't give one

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@Arron_banks Never ceases to amaze me when a liars pants fail to spontaneously combust.

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RoboMam @robomam

2 days ago

@mp_mork Sir, I have laundry for you. Where do I post it?

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Arinze Okpala @ArinzeOkpala2

4 days ago

@NHSMillion x.com/i/status/20744…

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5 days ago

@PolitlcsUK 🚨 WATCH: The Rise of Nigel Farage

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RoboMam @robomam

3 days ago

@StanCollymore Nice one Stan lad.

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RoboMam @robomam

4 days ago

@Veritas00808288 @thenation So thats every one in the United States right back to the days of the Mayflower? I can get down with that Leave America to its indigenous people's

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RoboMam @robomam

4 days ago

@smitgp @thenation Cunt

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RoboMam @robomam

4 days ago

@wozzer1963 @Heccles94 @CountBinface @reformparty_uk Who said I was worried. Simply stating facts. Have a good evening tilting at windmills. Love , a left wing fucking idiot. My mum calls me a Trot. Ill take that from her. You sir can trot on.

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RoboMam @robomam

4 days ago

@GHWTowler No child should be doorstepped. There again it was sky so are you surprised. Im not.

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Larry the Cat @Number10cat

5 days ago

The Bin Must Win!

Count Binface @CountBinface

5 days ago

On my way, Clacton.

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Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016

4 days ago

Reform are questioning who funds Count Binface. This is better than anyone could have imagined 😂

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Stan Collymore @StanCollymore

4 days ago

A 200 nation World Cup. Let's have it. 3 tournaments split into 3 x 68 teams. Top 68 teams fight for the trophy we have now. Next 68 winners get a trophy and top 8 promoted into top 68 ( bottom 8 of 68 relegated) Last group win a trophy, same criteria as above. 3 host nations, each get 1 68 team tournament. Must be neighbours. Top group play in 60-80k stadia, second group ( smaller nations) 30-50k, last group 10-25k ( Luxembourg, Andorra, Fiji, Barbados etc). People like me would go from England v France in Munich to watch Barbados v Fiji in Graz. The spotlight then shines on every nation, all have a chance to progress upwards, many will have their Cape Verde moment. The FIFA World Cup The FIFA World Trophy The FIFA World Shield 4-6 weeks of football heaven. You can have that one for free @FIFAcom

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Stan Collymore @StanCollymore

4 days ago

Why the USA will never be a football superpower. Pay to play. In England, from 10 to 16 I payed junior football. The teams were mostly started by a parent who wanted, for free, to give kids a team to play in. Those teams then joined FA sanctioned leagues ( Lichfield league, Walsall league in my case). Subs were about 50p a game ( subs are a fee for admin, pitch hire, referee). The model in England hasn't changed much, save for the fact there's fewer teams and fewer leagues. But the cheap to play model, meaning the poor and rich can play equally, holds. I'm staying with one of my best mates in Miami. Had a late night conversation 2 nights ago. 2 kids that play football. $4000 per season, per child to play for a team. Why? US junior leagues are private enterprises (shock). The US equivalent of the Football Association offers no grassroots football, no level 1 to 3 cheap badges for Moms or Dads to take so they can coach the basics, no structure locally or nationally of organised leagues, just profiteers who start up a league, charge a fortune, and if you're a poor Messi-esque talent from the wrong part of Miami, sure you can buy a ball and play on a patch of grass, but forget organised football, you can't afford it. So imagine, in a nation of 350 million, how many kids they're missing out on and will continue to after this successful World Cup for them. Money, greed, pay to play. 99.9% of greats to play the game wouldn't have made it in America. Because they couldn't afford $4000 ( plus) to play. In subs my Mom probably paid £200 total over 6 or 7 years of junior football. America, it's not all about money you know, it's about opportunity for all too. And you're pricing generation after generation out of the chance to be a part of this incredible sport you've seen first hand. To the US Federation. Do fucking better. Organise local and national junior leagues, van profiteering, offer cheap coaching badges for parents who want to give their time for free to America's kids. Football. Accessible to all.

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RoboMam @robomam

4 days ago

@theCTwelve 2/2 and realised that this sport is lived and loved by millions of people world wide. Suck it up Buttercup. England gets those kinds of memes every single damned day? Do we care ? Not really , because we do the same back . Salty are we ?