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*carries wine box around like a briefcase*
@3sunzzz But hey, wait until you see the sweet cordless drill and reciprocating saw he got you.
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Haha whatever next you’ll probably try to tell me that Australians are real lmao
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Reply guys for sale ... buy 1 get 10 for free.
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Quick ... how do you lose 40 lbs in 3 days.
@zellieimani Bran muffins, so I could shit on stupid tweets.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but fire on the mountain run boys run
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The mall reopened today, but I don’t have any Bath & Body coupons so I’m not going.
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I'd wash my car, but I'm afraid that dirt might be the only thing holding it together.
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*makes fort out of wine boxes*
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Wait, Maine is an actual real place? I thought Stephen King made that up.
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I’m a bad influence for people who’d rather keep safe. Don’t follow me down here, stay on the surface.
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My girlfriend likes to ask me what I want for dinner and sometimes I get the answer right
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