(redacted) @shityeahitscool
Washington, DC Joined July 2013-
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Why is everyone saying comfortability instead of comfort? Why is everyone saying casted instead of cast? It’s like everyone decided one day to use stupid words.
I wonder if Zendaya is ever gonna have a role that replaces this video as the first thing I think of when I hear her name
@the_transit_guy Once I biked to the Burlington airport in Vermont from downtown on a rental bike. Roughly 3% of the ride had bike infra of any kind - frightening!
I really can’t overstate the degree to which I was blackpilled by seeing Serena Williams doing those GLP-1 commercials. Truly do not know how we will ever come back from that. One of the greatest athletes of all time hawking weight loss pills. Absolute abjection
It’s called a theremin because if you’re playing one I’ll be there in a min. Now, what I’ve done here with this one is write something that is technically a joke but joyless for both you reading it and me writing it.
im the most vindicated man on earth
LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest
I keep seeing this AI generated DC Metro picture and my favorite part is the extension of the platform that lets you get hit by an oncoming train
This is my favorite post. He’s right. This is the kind of thinking that makes a Jeopardy champion, folks. Take notes and act accordingly.
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
DC insiders tell me Israel is very unpopular with the progressive wing of the Democrat party right now.
Hey so @UPS lost my friend’s priceless custom locket with her deceased precious dog’s hair in it and aren’t doing anything to find it so obviously I’m blasting that shit on here. Come the fuck onnnnn people
@UPS site listed wrong pickup hours, so I couldn't get my package, then it vanished. Each rep told me a different thing. A friend @ the UPS facility found it scanned in FL (I'm in LA). This morning: "lost." It's an irreplaceable handmade locket. Can someone please look into this?
Look how they massacred my boy
this is what the establishment is afraid of
D’Angelo & Beck
It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world
Trump’s obsession with cutting government waste becomes funnier when you go to DC and realize he pays the national guard to do fuck all 24/7
Immediately had to take a photo here like an Instagram angel wings mural
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade
$16 million to paint and fix the Reflecting Pool that doesn’t look painted at all anymore $1.8 million per day on National Guard deployment to DC that will continue until 2029?? Where are all those budget hawks?? 🧐
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