Sappy Pappy @stalnacles
Mild-mannered political operative Oakland, CA Joined February 2012-
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@samsinger Who pays you to shit on Oakland?
Menus of mid-century Los Angeles.
@BrandonHarami @uhshanti Who are at an advantage during a special election. Truly the most cynical strategy to win.
@BrandonHarami @uhshanti In essence I agree. The bar for establishing a recall is far too low, and benefits deep-pocketed ‘moderate’ voices.
the best song ever is 18 minutes long and made by a french/english indie band in 1993
@samsinger Oakland violence continues to trend down to its lowest levels in over fifty years. Fixed it for you.
type of ad don draper was making off four martinis before supper and all his office guys were telling him he was a genius
listening to music for airports on the bus . i don't give a fuck
It’s interesting being someone who actually lives in the Bay Area and being on this app. All the blue check SF people seem to be living in a complete parallel reality. Gives us all a bad name. Most of us are normal(ish)!
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@MikeHotDogMayor I’m going to Pittsburgh in a couple of weeks
The Chinese are smoking things in ways we haven’t even thought of yet
Just did an Xlookup instead of asking Microsoft co-pilot to do it for me and they took me outside and broke my knee caps
I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.
The Swanky's were a Japanese punk band that spearheaded the Kyushu punk scene in the 1980s. They are more highly regarded overseas than in Japan, and in the UK, they are sometimes described as "the greatest punk band after the Sex Pistols."
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