Sappy Pappy @stalnacles

Mild-mannered political operative Oakland, CA Joined February 2012

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Sappy Pappy @stalnacles

a day ago

@samsinger Who pays you to shit on Oakland?

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Halle Gilbert @hallegilb

6 days ago

Menus of mid-century Los Angeles.

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Sappy Pappy @stalnacles

a week ago

@BrandonHarami @uhshanti Who are at an advantage during a special election. Truly the most cynical strategy to win.

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Sappy Pappy @stalnacles

a week ago

@BrandonHarami @uhshanti In essence I agree. The bar for establishing a recall is far too low, and benefits deep-pocketed ‘moderate’ voices.

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door77 @opalthedoor77

2 weeks ago

the best song ever is 18 minutes long and made by a french/english indie band in 1993

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James Parker @panoparker

3 weeks ago

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

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Sappy Pappy @stalnacles

3 weeks ago

@samsinger Oakland violence continues to trend down to its lowest levels in over fifty years. Fixed it for you.

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depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki

4 weeks ago

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sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco

a month ago

type of ad don draper was making off four martinis before supper and all his office guys were telling him he was a genius

BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard

a month ago

Malcolm thought this ad was cute and explicitly requested to be photographed with it lol

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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @MikeHotDogMayor

a month ago

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho Or sorry that happened

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katie dey @katie_dey

2 months ago

listening to music for airports on the bus . i don't give a fuck

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Things From the Past @pastarchive

2 months ago

1969 Fender Rhodes Student Piano in Avocado Green.

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It’s interesting being someone who actually lives in the Bay Area and being on this app. All the blue check SF people seem to be living in a complete parallel reality. Gives us all a bad name. Most of us are normal(ish)!

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Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm

2 months ago

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

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Sappy Pappy @stalnacles

2 months ago

@MikeHotDogMayor I’m going to Pittsburgh in a couple of weeks

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse

2 months ago

The Chinese are smoking things in ways we haven’t even thought of yet

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Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka

2 months ago

Just did an Xlookup instead of asking Microsoft co-pilot to do it for me and they took me outside and broke my knee caps

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Dirt Cheap Banks @dirtcheapbanks

2 months ago

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.

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Pretty Vacant Jap @PrettyVacantJap

3 months ago

The Swanky's were a Japanese punk band that spearheaded the Kyushu punk scene in the 1980s. They are more highly regarded overseas than in Japan, and in the UK, they are sometimes described as "the greatest punk band after the Sex Pistols."