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walking down the street just now a guy on a motorcycle at a red light sneezed and another person on the sidewalk said “bless you bro” and the motorcycle guy said “thank you my man” and the sidewalk person said “no problem dude”
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Folks, we're dealing with a fraction of a percentage point difference, there's still hundreds of thousands of votes outstanding, and LA officials have given us the next 3 weeks to count! Let's git-r-dun!
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in a fascinating convergence of my personality disorders, global events, and the nation’s current socioeconomic dynamics, I have cried while watching a steam locomotive video
yeah well if times are so tough then why am I gaining more weight the more I exercise. does this look like a body that can’t afford groceries to you
rawr! chillax brochacho. the economy isn’t as crunk as everyone says. i just le klarna’d some bulk rice so let’s go cray cray XD
sorry if I’m acting weird. I’m really just a whisper of a notion right now
am now advising against this
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dreamt I heard a really good song sampling shy guy from mario
can I have a job! can I have a source of income. haha just kidding!
ok ladies it’s time to disappear for 6 weeks and come back unrecognizable after getting hit by a laptop car “accidentally”
and here I go, about the pap smears
I have a darkness inside of me. commenting on the CVS tiktok pinned video I have a darkness inside of me
lost my job to AI last week and I’m not exaggerating in any way. i mean my team literally got laid off and replaced. i predict it’ll be another 10 years at least til corporate interest bends back towards the collective ache for humanity and when it happens theyll fuck that up too
let the AI thing play out. first we all lose our jobs. then we can’t afford to consume the products and services that the wealthy people sell. and finally, the wealthy people all kill..can I say kill? each other. let’s let it play out let’s see what happens
everything is at least a little worse. many things are much worse
they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
I don’t think picture should have so much resolution these days. i don’t know if we need to see all of that
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