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the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC
JUST IN: Texas becomes first state to require students to read the Bible
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Greg Sankey is gonna be so furious when he finds out that a tiny archipelagic country with a terrible strength of schedule advanced in a major tournament thanks to a bunch of TIES, when that spot could have potentially gone to a bigger program, like Italy, or maybe Texas A&M.
@realDonaldTrump Holy fucking shit dude
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Today is @realDonaldTrump’s 80th birthday—so we wanted to remind him of his favorite card. May every day be another wonderful secret.
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MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video. Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.
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To those who celebrate: Happy 15th Anniversary.
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Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender. texastribune.org/2026/05/19/ken…
It takes a Karl Anthony Village, y’all
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Tom Green in 2007 explaining to a 39-year old Joe Rogan about podcasts — and how creators can go direct to audience on the internet — on Tom Green’s webshow in Tom Green’s living room while drinking Coronas really was one of the most important moments in modern media history:
NEW: Joe Rogan is reportedly being considered as a possible “60 Minutes” replacement for Anderson Cooper.
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And there you have it. Arlington Cowboys Arlington Rangers Addison Mavericks Plano Stars Professional sports used to bring cities together. Now greedy ownership dismantles them.
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Republican attack ad: “Why Does Ken Paxton Go Easy on Child Predators?
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academics trying to save the humanities
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Mustang Partners has announced an innovative partnership with Krida to launch Mustang Coin. ➡️ bit.ly/3SgDKWg
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“They’ll remember June 2nd in the Dallas Mavericks franchise, FOREVER.” 15 years ago, today. The greatest comeback in NBA Finals history.
ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership. (NYT)
Thunder/ref combo are such garbage that myself and all my Mavs friends are pro Spurs. Insane level of trash here. Spurs in 7
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Talarico: Ken Paxton embodies everything that’s wrong with our political system. He was impeached by his own party for using his public office to enrich himself and his donors at our expense. And that kind of corruption is the rot at the core of this broken system. It’s why we can’t afford anything. It’s why we can’t get ahead no matter how hard we work—because billionaires buy these politicians like Ken Paxton, and then these puppet politicians turn around and rig the rules of the game in favor of the billionaires at our expense. And so this has been happening for 50 years in this country. Mega donors and their puppet politicians have been stealing from the American people, from the people of Texas, stealing the wealth that we created through their bribes, their bailouts, and their billionaire tax breaks. And so I look forward to not only running against Ken Paxton, but running against the broken system that he embodies.
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Jeff Bezos capped his salary at $82,000. Not because he's modest or because he wanted what's best for society and his company but because salaries are taxed. Instead, he borrows against his $230 BILLION stock to fund his lifestyle UNTAXED No paycheck = no income tax. The he jumps on TV and said he pays his fair share of taxes. They think we're stupid.
OH SHIT - Adrian Beltre
We have mutually agreed to part ways with head coach Jason Kidd. A Mavericks champion, Hall of Famer and coach who helped lead this franchise back to the NBA Finals. Thank you, Jason. #MFFL
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