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PhDone @thisisaphd

I made this account to complain about how finishing a PhD ruined my life. Now I am done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Formerly Large Research Univ Joined August 2015
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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Anyway, I'mma not be around to analyze this junk so whatevs.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Like, how did they physically do their dissertation?

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Still low-key can't get over that this person who gets paid as a "professional" social scientist doesn't know how to code properly.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Hey look another incredibly dumb aspect of academia. 3 more years of debt and depression for you because of an arbitrary number. x.com/phdnewbie/stat…

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Claudia 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @colonechevarria

9 years ago

I was praying to the p value gods today... They gifted me with a non-significant 0.0511 😑 #patience #gradschool

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

*weird having agency. Whatever.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Academia is such a dumb dumb stupid system.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Weird agency in my work. Don't have to wait 2 months for profs to deign to respond to emails.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

@alliegator1004 Jerk move

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Working on my PA is like pulling teeth. Grad school broke me.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

@ResearcherMT Makes the transcripts hard to code otherwise.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

@ResearcherMT It's a good learning opportunity. I usually have to work hard to nod and not say anything.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

They also don't know how to do social science coding. Proficiat.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

At least I know how to conduct an interview.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

This person is supposedly a professional social scientist. Anyway, fuck my soc sci committee member who ruined my life.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

Reading a transcript from interview colleague did and they interjected every second with some dumb interjection.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

@X345__ Lulz

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

See, don't do a PhD. Srsly. x.com/chrishumphrey/…

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Chris Humphrey @chrishumphrey

9 years ago

'Fewer than 20% of US PhD holders land tenure-track academic positions within 3–5 years of earning their PhD.' nature.com/naturejobs/sci…

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

3. Do you hate yourself? x.com/IronyPhD/statu…

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Oh the irony @IronyPhD

9 years ago

Should you get your PhD? Only if you can answer yes to these questions: 1. Do you hate email? 2. Do you feel guilty when you're not working?

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

@alliegator1004 @gradroomies @DrStruggleBus Big celeb sighting in my life.

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PhDone @thisisaphd

9 years ago

@alliegator1004 @gradroomies @DrStruggleBus Guys def sat one table away from Kaitlin and Shawn at a BBQ place in Nashville today.

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