ProfOppressor @ProfOppressor
Also on Bluesky under the same name Joined August 2015-
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@Dear_student Still checking in but am trying my best to migrate to Bluesky. Same handle there.
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As a PhD, what I lack in money, fame, and job security, I make up for in ability to answer questions no one asked
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The real Gen Z
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Please remember as you are grading, the college’s efforts to improve retention rates are far more important than the integrity of your evaluations of student performance.
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Over 1/3 of my students cheated in some form this semester. Over half the freshmen. No remorse, with 2 exceptions.
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Tomorrow is the last day of class. Student who I’ve seen 4x this semester but would not recognize and has turned in no assignments, just asked how he could pull his grade up.
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Me, accidentally grading my answer key: "Wow! This student is really getting it!"
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Giving feedback to an entire class of excellent students who really got the assignment is like when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors align just right to do that glide thing.
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Due to a tuition freeze, you will not be getting a raise for the next decade. However, please spend more of your money at the University store. Great gifts! #Satire
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I was told today that I was being unfair by counting a student absent when they were, in fact, not in attendance
@Dear_student I’m a real person and I’m still here. The times are clearly changing, though.
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Academia is like, “congrats on the book, no one read it, we need you to write another”
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