Kittenwyler @witt23

This is where we’re all heading — there’s no point in telling you to be careful, we’re just going to show you the pig monsters we all become. Campbell, CA Joined November 2010

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Kittenwyler @witt23

5 months ago

@dekker I'd have Webster over Hughes but those are the six in contention.

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Kittenwyler @witt23

9 months ago

@Seahawks @SeahawksLegends @BearsBurgh

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Kittenwyler @witt23

11 months ago

@BearsBurgh @John3eighteen Finally the truth will no longer be suppressed by the liberals!

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Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems

a year ago

9 years ago today, Cincinnati lost a legend. 🦍 #RIPHarambe #NeverForget

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jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr

a year ago

sometimes I get mad when the Taco Bell menu is trying out new specialties and some of you don’t take them seriously enough and then Taco Bell takes them away

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maria (posterity) @EFFEXWH0RE

a year ago

Star Wars dares to ask the question, what if your DAD was HITLER and your nephew was HITLER and YOU kissed your SISTER ?

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Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian

a year ago

So you’re telling me we got the rest of the world to do the lowest value, lowest profit margin, most capital intensive, and most cyclical parts of economic activity. And in exchange, they gave our companies the cheapest priced goods in the world to resell and thrive off of. Which then gave our companies the time to pursue the actual high value parts of economic activity (you know, like Silicon Valley, Wall Street, military R&D, etc). And all we had to do was give them IOU’s for an imaginary currency unit that we would only ever pay them back in worthless real terms in, if we ever repaid them at all. And… we were the ones that demanded this system come to an end?

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Eli Braden @EliBraden

a year ago

Congrats to Bell’s Palsy on being the first palsy to get an emoji

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Kittenwyler @witt23

a year ago

@brewer_fanatic Mark Loretta?

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Aetius @AetiusRF

a year ago

“You like Kanye West? His early work wasn’t my taste but he really came into his own when he released a song where he talked about blowing his cousin”

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Mikey Neumann @mikeyface

a year ago

This feels like a pretty rigorous self own after 96 years but what do I know

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

a year ago

The Academy is now implementing a new rule that members must now watch all nominated films in each category to be eligible to vote in the final round for the Oscars.

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No Escalators @NoEscalators

a year ago

I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight

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Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202

a year ago

"They’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want to give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street."

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jordan @JordanUhl

a year ago

willy wonka ass presidency

Acyn @Acyn

a year ago

Trump holding up a gold card with his face on it: For $5 million, this can be yours

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shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

a year ago

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Avery Edison @aedison

a year ago

every time

Josie Kins @Josikinz

a year ago

I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below.