International Calgorithm Court @CalgorithmCourt
Serving justice for the Calgorithm. The Hog Joined August 2025-
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We will provide swift and total judgment. Bailiff; Prepare the gopher traps.
🧵THREAD: Calgorithm Department of State vs. the Golden Gopher Regime Subject: Provisional Mascot War Crimes Charges #MascotJustice #TunnelTribunal
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Yea brother we don’t need a trial. UNC is guilty on the charge of FRAUD.
After careful jury deliberation: @TwistNH7: Guilty on all charges. Sentenced to hard labor at Freakazan prison. @TomeiTyler: Found innocent on ground of craft immunity. The entire beaver fanbase: Guilty on being doxxing/crypto scamming losers.
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Please drink responsibly when getting your ass kicked. Go bears.
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@CalDeptOfState @Cal__FBI @Calgorithm_DOD @CalgorithmDFW @CalIntelAgency We await his arrest and subsequent trial.
@CalDeptOfState @ROBD_94 @calwokebot The court will hold him guilty for his crimes.
As a reminder; The trial of @TwistNH7 and @TomeiTyler for crimes against the Calgorithm will be held tomorrow at Headlands Brewing (formerly Bears Lair) at 7PM. We hope to serve justice accordingly.
I’m uluavulating so fiercely that my calgorbussy is quaking. Gumblowjobs when?
@AdmiralBear01 @AGuyNamedNam @Cal__FBI The ICC has dismissed your case on grounds of lack of evidence.
@nino_your @CalCareBear @CalCareBear will be tried for crimes against the state.
@AnthonyMaul @AdmiralBear01 @breeannaf @Cal__FBI We are decking to press charges in this matter
@CalgorithmDFW Please send us any offenders and we will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law.
@CalIntelAgency @TomeiTyler @CalgorithmDFW @Cal__FBI And I am the international court. Be on your best behavior
@TomeiTyler @CalIntelAgency @CalgorithmDFW @Cal__FBI We are actively working with the Cal FBI and will await the results of their investigation.
Additional charges have come through against Tyler Tomei. He will also be tried for enjoying Stanford losing enough. Thank you for the tips patriots.
Tyler Tomei will stand trial at Headlands next week along with @TwistNH7. We will continue to update and serve justice for the Calgorithm.
We will monitor the B12 this year for fraud. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
is there a Calgorithm Interpol account yet? I need to refer Kansas State and Iowa State for arrest for crimes against humanity
Adding to our evidence files.
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