Calgorithm ATF @Calgorithm_ATF
Managing the booze, the smokes and the booms of the Calgorithm Berkeley, CA Joined August 2025-
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Very important information uncovered here. Wahoowa IPA is an ATF approved beverage.
IN THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BETRAYAL, IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT THE OFFICIAL BEER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA IS ACTUALLY A WEST COAST IPA!!!
@originalfall @VirginiaFootbal We’ll allow it. Please bring enough for proper redistribution of suds.
The #Calgorithm ATF regrets to inform our visiting supporters of @VirginiaFootbal that Zima is not an available beverage at California Memorial Stadium or the surrounding area. Memorial Stadium only serves beverages fit for human consumption such as Oski’s California Gold.
@Golden_Bearz @busenjoyer01 As the authoritative voice on Berkeley tobacco, we’ll allow it.
@CariEnthusiast @VirginiaFootbal Several. We aren’t barbarians.
The Calgorithm ATF would like to remind all citizens to ensure a proper supply of Oski’s California Gold be maintained in your homes at all times. Draft and retail locations can be located using the Beer Finder tool on Bear Republic Brewing’s website. bearrepublic.com/pages/beer-fin…
The bear will not quit, ever… but is allowed breaks in accordance with OSHA guidelines and local safety standards. Also, all of the Calgorithm is allowed to leave work at 4pm to have time to get home and do their part and get home to support the Golden Bears!
They may try and act like crabs in a pot of boiling water but nobody’s pulling down the #Calgorithm s vibes.
Another week another stamp. Grab your Calgorithm passport and take the train to San Diego this weekend as the Golden Bears travel across California to take on the Aztecs. #GoBears #NoHumanSacrifices #FlagshipFootballProgram #waveAtJoeBruinsGraveFromTheTrain
As the #Calgorithm sojourns to San Diego the DOT would like to remind all patriots who remains the public transit GOAT. Hint: It’s not the @sdmts whose social media game is not up to the standard Bay Area residents are accustomed to. Take notes, trolley.
📺 We dropped our 3rd Cab Cam video! You’re watching sped-up footage of the Yellow Line from SFO to Antioch. Head to our YouTube channel at youtube.com/@BARTable for the full video.
Ok. 🙂 In all seriousness @SDSU and @AztecFB fans please find a fully arranged NES/Famicom #Caltendo version of your fight song in the reply post below. #Calgorithm
@mpete91 @SDSU @AztecFB As a longtime admirer of the #Calgorithm from afar, please do not take it easy on us this week.
@AdmiralBear01 The ATF can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this report and would remind the Admiral of the old Navy adage, “Loose lips sink ships.”
Toot toot. #Calgorithm @CalFootball @CalFootballpr @RonRivera80
Dark Lord Oski’s Mascot Punch-Out returns for Week 3. Gopher fans, if you did not get the fleshed out hardware accurate NES/Famicom version of “Minnesota Rouser” when I posted it earlier, please find it in the comment below along with a download link if you want a copy. #Calgorithm #Caltendo
Happy Tuesday from the #Calgorithm ATF. Crack open a cold one and blow something up. Go Bears.
@TonyLiebert The ATF in coordination with the @CalgoCraft would like to provide you with a complimentary Oski’s California Gold if you plan on making the trip to Berkeley.
@nato_base @RTBGophers10 @wokemobfootball Thank you for ensuring our guests are properly outfitted for their visit to Strawberry Canyon, citizen.
@paleodaniel @mpete91 Excellent news. Thank you for keeping us informed.
🚨🚨🚨‼️Red Alert Attention #Calgorithm patriots. Oski’s California Gold has been located at the Concord Costco. This is not a drill. Please respond and consume accordingly. Thank you Citizen @mpete91 for bringing this to the attention of the ATF and for your ongoing service.🫡
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