Retail Renee @DatRetailLife
An aspiring #writer working in #retail to support my shopping habits. I'm just here to snitch Margaritaville Joined January 2017-
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🎼Deeeeck the halls with screaming children, Fa la la la laaaa, just kill me now.🎼 #DearCustomer #holidayseason
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#DearCustomer I WILL drop kick your children. We are in survival mode here and I am not fuckin with y'all today.
@RetailxZombiex @SWilliamBrown33 Had a customer walk around spitting his directly onto the carpet one evening...he then called corporate to complain about "unnecessary harassment" when he was asked to stop....aren't people lovely?🤗
@MusingsInRetail THANK YOU. Corporate starts sending out memos in September letting everyone know that holiday scheduling requests will be ignored and most of our staff don't even qualify for OT/holiday pay.
#Dearcustomer: If they didn't want to be here they'd just ask off for the holidays; trust me they're making good money to be here. *Leaves jeans & jewelry in a ball on the floor* Me: From the bottom of my heart, I hope she gets hit by a car. #HappyHolidays
If you don't think about strangling #Dearcustomer at least 6 times a day during the holidays, you're lying. #Retail
If you aren't in Holiday Survival mode by the first week of November, do you even work #Retail ?
When #dearcustomer tries to ask questions outside of the store....#ByeFelicia
Me: *showing #DearCustomer jewelry wife put on hold* Dc: Is she crazy?! That was not a Yurman blowjob! Where's your costume jewelry? Me: 😳
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@MusingsInRetail @Starbucks LMAO right?! Like "oh, fuck the other 30 customers in here; John comes in twice a week so he's our only priority" 🙄🙄🙄
10) So to all you BARISTAS, bartenders, retail employees, servers, support staff etc- YOU FUCKING ROCK. #dearcustomer can suck a dick.
9a) (I know it should be "they're" but I just got the feeling he would've used the wrong one) "won't ever be nothin more." He added.
9) walks back to his party's table saying "that's why there just bartenders"
8) FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUSTY TIP BITCH!
7) Customer loudly jokes about whether or not he should take back his $3 tip. *chuckles* "nah, but I won't do it again, I'll tell ya that"
6) that we put on when a customer has been complaining way too much about nothing- barista had that vibe.
but anyone who has worked retail recognizes the "lemme just ignore this fucker before his obnoxiousness gets me fired or arrested" look
@Starbucks 4) shit takes as long as it takes & your frequency of patronage doesn't affect that🙄. Now, again, I wasn't there at the beginning
@Starbucks 3) should expect a wait b/t 7-10am. "It doesn't usually take this long and I'm in here all the time." He complains. Like, wtf ever dude;
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