The Retail Guys @RetailGuys
Just A couple of guys working in the electronics industry. Joined January 2017-
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Coworker just clocked out for the last time before leaving to start a new, better job. Lucky son of a bitch. #retailproblems #notjealous
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Why are they so helpless? I really want to know now. Why are they so lazy? It's both baffling and fascinating #retailproblems #dearcustomer
The Retail Guys retweeted
#dearcustomer:Could I give you a brief testimony about christ's love, mercy, and grace? Me:Only if you apply for a credit card. #retaillife
One step closer to selling our top quality electronic devices to aliens. #Retail x.com/SpaceX/status/…
More photos from today's Falcon 9 launch → flickr.com/spacex
When last night was Taco Tuesday and you can't find an empty isle to fart in. #RetailProblems
I'm sorry sir, plugging your Smart TV into your Desktop via an Ethernet cable will NOT move all your programs to the TV. Or share screens.
The Retail Guys retweeted
Assuming the customer is literate is a step too far. #retailproblems
#DearCustomer, opening the conversation with "I know you're probably an idiot" is a terrible way to ensure good service. #OnlyInRetail
My least favorite #DearCustomer is the kind that insists on shaking your hand after the check out. Time for @PURELL #gross #retailproblems
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ASKING FOR AM/FM RADIOS!!!!! LIKE WTF
Have a bunch of cables that you can't control? You can easily buy a $130 cable bracket to manage that, or just you know, organize your shit.
Isn't it weird how the managers favorite radio station is also apparently the only one approved by head office? #RetailProblems #coincidence
Chad asks "What's the best phone to show everyone I'm a douche?" You're gonna want an #iPhone7 plus, Chad, and some @beatsbydre with it.
#DearCustomer just tried to shoplift a security camera. Guess he didn't want anyone to steal his stuff. #RetailProblems #StupidTeenagers
Wanda asks "Young people spend too much time on their phones" That's not a question, Wanda. Now get out so I can tweet about this. #retail
Fun game 2 play with Customer! Use @PURELL whenever u touch a specific item. If asked why, glance at ur manager nervously, say: Its nothing
Customer: drags in tv "it won't turn on" Me: plug tv in, press ON, tv works C: "Weird, it hasn't worked at home since they cut off my power"
You know it's really dead when you're less than halfway through your shift and your phone is almost dead. #RetailProblems #NoCustomers
maya 💕 @mayacstp
5 Followers 135 Following 18 🛼 side acc :/ just made of... and looking for a content twin ⇣
Customer Service @KrustyCusty
2K Followers 4K Following I help people spend money they dont have on items they dont need and tell you about it after! i just want to make you laugh and smile 😁😀🤣🤗
Retail Humor @RetailPit
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jfm_ @jf_m__
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NR @nikkiwright91
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Goodwill struggles @TiredCashier
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Thats Not Our Policy @ThatsNotPolicy
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Elizabeth Bennett @MsManon32
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Gigi @Gigithewaitress
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James K @kell_james
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Who, me? @JustMyVoices
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Justin Halbersma @OpeningFaceoff
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James Forrest @jamesmforrest
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The Angry Chick ♥�... @LeAngryChick
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Darren 🇪🇺 Black... @DataDazza
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RetailFAIL @_Retailfail
9K Followers 3K Following #Retailwin /#RetailHeroes/ #Retailfail - Stay Safe. x
Joshua McLain @JoshuaMcLain92
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SaikyoHero最強の�... @CKaiser14
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GRITS @mnkjun
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Chad Robinson @chadrobinson202
1K Followers 2K Following Spreading rock music since the 90s #ILoveRock
Not Ur Brunette @NotUrBlonde
16 Followers 23 Following Macy's until death | 20s | #retaillife #retailproblems | single && not looking | individual
Headphone Freax @HeadphoneFreax
2K Followers 2K Following
Online News @onlinenewsuae
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life of a waitress @w8ressprobs
68 Followers 111 Following I realised all my stories from work need to be shared otherwise I may actually spontaneously combust #waitressproblems
Jessica Samuels autho... @Jdsamuels25
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DreadVelvet @DreadVelvet
975 Followers 3K Following Follow for Retail Fails and more Dark Humor. Hashtag your fails with #HellMart All Sales Final!
cashier @RantsOfRetail
668 Followers 114 Following Because saying things to rude customers' faces are frowned upon, I'll just rant here.
Mr. Cashier Guy @MrCashierGuy
373 Followers 507 Following Describing customers @ their dumbest. Header photo 1934 $100,000 bill.
Kate @HeyYoKate
53 Followers 111 Following I'm part hippie, a little redneck. I have 4 dogs and a lot of shoes.
RetailTeacher @SadnessofRetail
546 Followers 333 Following No Karen, my manager/principal isn't working today. Twitter is my happy place.
Katia (not always) My... @MylinkaKatia
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The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard
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Tipsy Devil @tipsy_devil
51 Followers 1K Following
Former McEmployee @MickeyDs_and_Me
1K Followers 2K Following Sharing my experiences and complaints about McDonald's, fast food, and customers in general. Can’t speak for all stores, can just provide commentary on my own
The Anything Not Made... @ObservingRetail
2K Followers 3K Following Detailing my extensive study of the wild Shopper in its natural habitat :: New comic strips every Wednesday and Saturday :: https://t.co/aKKAWJrWsC
++HYPELORD CALEB💕�... @LowkeySideDude
3K Followers 5K Following the only one thinking outside the box
Retail Renee @DatRetailLife
109 Followers 123 Following An aspiring #writer working in #retail to support my shopping habits. I'm just here to snitch
same username @ bsky @mittenbird
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Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33
5K Followers 244 Following If you are a #dearcustomer this account is not for you. I wrote these books: B&N: https://t.co/BY8Xc55vFe Amazon: https://t.co/lXA6rsskjI
Retail Prison @retailprison
824 Followers 28 Following An inmate of an average retail prison. Incarcerated since 2012. Tweets from the inside. #retailproblems
The Retail Job Life @RetailJobLife
35K Followers 15K Following Relatable posts for all that work in the retail job sector.
RetailFAIL @_Retailfail
9K Followers 3K Following #Retailwin /#RetailHeroes/ #Retailfail - Stay Safe. x
notalwaysright @notalwaysright
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Cineplex @CineplexMovies
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DreadVelvet @DreadVelvet
975 Followers 3K Following Follow for Retail Fails and more Dark Humor. Hashtag your fails with #HellMart All Sales Final!
cashier @RantsOfRetail
668 Followers 114 Following Because saying things to rude customers' faces are frowned upon, I'll just rant here.
StarTalk @StarTalkRadio
234K Followers 2K Following Science, pop culture & comedy collide on StarTalk with @neiltyson. Keep looking up!
Beats by Dre @beatsbydre
791K Followers 4 Following
Skullcandy @skullcandy
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MonsterCanada @MonsterCanada1
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2001 Audio Video @2001audiovideo
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Pissed off shop girl @PissedOffShpGrl
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Former McEmployee @MickeyDs_and_Me
1K Followers 2K Following Sharing my experiences and complaints about McDonald's, fast food, and customers in general. Can’t speak for all stores, can just provide commentary on my own
angryretailslave @MadRetailSlave
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NBARetweet @RTNBA
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Twitch Retweet @Retweet_Twitch
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Retweet.it @retweet_it
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The Mighty Bluzah @Bluzah
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Retail Worker @RetailLife05
513 Followers 161 Following I don't who I hate more customers or corporate.
MegaRed @MegaRed
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bitchinbeautician @annoyedstylist7
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wendywillan @wendywillan
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same username @ bsky @mittenbird
345 Followers 928 Following MI→GA→DMV. cat minion. dog petter. historian, musician, genealogist. probably squinting. mad online. she/her or they/them. opinions mine, etc. #FireUpChips
Drea G🖤😴🏳️... @AlwaysSleepyHea
396 Followers 487 Following she/her 💤The Queen of Petty 👿 I'm here for a good time, not a long time 😉 #writer #drummer #elderemo #millennial #coloradoNative #famous #married
Retail Manager @retailmngmnt
328 Followers 105 Following Found a way to voice my dislike for costumers.... I guess you can call it Twitter.
Sex Store Woes @sexstorewoes
108 Followers 15 Following Hello I am Laine! I sell dildos for a living! This twitter is only for tweeting about my job and all the interesting customers I see in a day.
Retail Renee @DatRetailLife
109 Followers 123 Following An aspiring #writer working in #retail to support my shopping habits. I'm just here to snitch
Retail Depression @retailerlife
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Kate @HeyYoKate
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Jacob @RetailRex
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Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye
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Jul and Gab @julpalmieri
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RetailTeacher @SadnessofRetail
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(Formerly!) RetailMus... @MusingsInRetail
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Retail Struggles @Struggle1Retail
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Mr. Cashier Guy @MrCashierGuy
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