Retales @RetalesProbs

Keeping the "real" in retail. New York, USA Joined June 2016

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

You: Dad bod Me, an intellectual: Father figure

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Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee

8 years ago

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

Less than a month until #BlackFriday who’s excited?

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

“I’m upset at something completely unrelated and it’s your fault.” - everyone at work

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

Thinking about taking a trip but I don’t know to where. Anywhere besides work would be nice.

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

Like for thoughts and prayers retweet for thots and players

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

Denim bois

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Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33

8 years ago

Have you ever unloaded a truck when your pants are soaked through with sweat? Have you ever cleaned a disgusting bathroom while dripping sweat? Or worrying you’re going to pass out while ringing? Hot air blasting in every time #dearcustomer enters. Maybe not “absolutely pathetic” x.com/neilretail/sta…

Neil Saunders @NeilRetail

8 years ago

Absolutely pathetic! Yesterday, it was 118°F / 48°C where I live. In the summer it rarely gets below 40°C. Nothing stops, no one misses work. We just get on with life by dressing sensibly, drinking lots of water, taking precautions, and not being defeatist!

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

#DearCustomer deodorant is not a suggestion. #retailproblems

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

When you check your post for likes 3 times in 10 seconds

Cher @cher

8 years ago

Hi again

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

New rule: boob sweat money is worth half it’s value. #retailproblems

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

@twilightfanjm You’re telling me there’s a time where retail employees are not in a bad mood?

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

Hot weather always puts #DearCustomer in an even worse mood as if it’s the employees fault that it’s so hot. #retailproblems

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

I’ve been an atheist since Steve left Blue’s Clues

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

My store has a 30 day return policy and yesterday #dearcustomer tried to return a shirt he bought in October. #RetailProblems

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Justin M @JakeSpectre89

8 years ago

“Guests” are not a realistic name for customers. They can be more realistically called “toddlers with cash”

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

#dearcustomer just don’t leave your house. #retailproblems

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Retales @RetalesProbs

8 years ago

I hate when the customer comes in with a really bad attitude and they’re ready to jump down your throat at the slightest little thing. #RetailProblems

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Brian @brian_dot_exe

8 years ago

Shocked how clueless people are when it comes to mental health. Money doesn’t cure depression. Depression is as much a disease as cancer. Stop labeling people who take their own lives as a result of depression as “selfish” That’s why there’s a stigma attached to mental health.